Somebody said, “No” to Donald Trump.

The U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) this week declared the 2020 election the “most secure in American history.” President Donald Trump ordered Chad Wolf, the Dept. of Homeland Security acting Secretary, to fire the agency’s chief, Chris Krebs. Wolf reportedly has refused.

He refused.

Krebs says he expected to be fired, but Wolf says he’s not doing it so I guess that Trump will have to have Bill Barr do it.  Hell, Barr will do whatever Trump tells him to do including lighting his butt on fire.  Have mercy, you’d be able to smell the roasting pork all the way to Bolivia.

Thank you, Chad Wolf. I am certain that Trump will make fun of you on Twitter.  I guess you’re grown up enough to take it, huh?

Nick Carraway making fun of Republicans — 

So, this woman in the tweet said that she worked for 24 straight hours on election day. That’s from 6 AM to 6 AM. She made it very plain that this was 24 hours for those of us with only ten fingers and ten toes. The Twitter machine is having a field day with that. It appears as if she is having difficulty reading the script. Either that, or they plucked her right after her 24 shift.

There are also some bold fashion choices going on there. There were some mentions of the B-52s on Twitter. That brought me back to my high school days, but let’s move on. Apparently, they didn’t feed all of the election workers in Michigan. Some vans came. She couldn’t see what was in them or what they brought out of them. They brought stuff out of the rear of the van and she knows it wasn’t food. That’s it. They’ve caught us red handed folks. Can someone please give this poor woman a donut before she passes out?

This is a key witness for Trump’s voter fraud case.

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— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) November 13, 2020

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A couple in Minnesota have fun by writing political messages on a piece of plywood and standing on the corner holding it up.  It seems like as good a hobby as any.

So the other day, they took their new sign to the corner.  It said, “Trumpers — thank God in greyhound he is gone.” I think that’s supposed to be God and Greyhound, after the Roy Acuff song.  It doesn’t matter. I get it and I think it’s funny.

Well, that apparently was the final straw for fifty year old Mark A. Ulsaker. He drove by in his pickup truck and then came back and attacked them from behind.  With a damn golf club. He kept swinging it at their heads.

Under questioning by police, Ulsaker said he is a “Trump supporter” who was angry about the couple’s sign.

He said he made an obscene gesture, swung a golf club at them and kicked over the sign.

Ulsaker said he punched the man because he was coming after him. He also said he drove his pickup over the curb toward the woman, but only to scare her.

So basically, like Trump, he didn’t do anything wrong. He missed with the golf club and only punched the man to defend himself. And there’s no laws against trying to scare people. People do that on Halloween all the time.

But, Ulsaker made one mistake because when the police came to his home to arrest him, he took a swing at one of them. They say he calmed down quite a lot when the police pulled a taser on him.

I wish they had released the names of the victims so I could send them money for more damn plywood and paint.  What this world needs is more 80 year olds with funny signs at street corners. That would improve all our lives greatly.

Of all the people reelected to congress from Texas, my personal least favorite is Dan Crenshaw.

He is just creepy.  I knew him when he was a legislative assistant to Pistol Pete Sessions. Maybe that’s where he learned his bluster and brag.  He’s one of those guys who makes your skin crawl before he even opens his mouth, and after he does open his mouth, your damn skin has already crawled to the next room.

To this day, Crenshaw will defend Trump’s response to the Corona Virus.  He refuses to wear a mask even after Gov. Abbott mandated it.  Dan Crenshaw thinks he is real damn special.

So, it did not surprise me that Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen found some real interesting campaign finance no-nos in Crenshaw’s latest filings.  He keeps forgetting that there’s a legal limit on donations to your congressman.

His October quarterly report has 8 pages of excessive donations. His 12 Day General Election Report has 6 additional pages.

This ain’t pencil and paper high math.  If you simply enter contributions into a spreadsheet, you can see which ones cross the limit of what can be donated.  He’s just trying to see what he can get away with. He’s just that kind of guy.

James Lankford, the junior senator from Oklahoma is as Super DeLux Brand Christian as you can get.  He’s a graduate of the Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary and a member of the Southern Baptist Church – which split with the Baptist Church during the civil war and then split again with Southern Baptist churches in the 1990’s, when Baptist were watching up with the 1960’s.

He opposes gay people. But, he makes up for that with how much he loves guns. He’s against any form of federally funded healthcare and thinks medicare should be a choice. In short, he is Trump’s dream child.

So, everybody was pretty much stunned when he announced —

Sen. James Lankford (R-OK) told KRMG that if President-elect Joe Biden doesn’t have access to intelligence briefings by Friday then he will get involved.

Said Lankford: “I can assure you there will be a peaceful transition of power in the United States.”

Holy cow.

Holy damn cow. Maybe it’s happening.