Archive for November, 2020

Lindsey! Get Your Hand Outta The Cookie Jar!

November 17, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Od deal Lord, there’s ear witnesses.

Remember when Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger, a Republican, said that Lindsey Graham pushed him to throw out legally cast ballots and the Lindsey said that was ridiculous and he never said that.

Uh oh.

Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger said that at least two members of his staff witnessed Sen. Lindsey Graham’s (R-SC) apparent effort to suppress the counting of legal votes in the state.

Raffensperger has told multiple media outlets that Graham had pushed him to throw out legally cast ballots.

“Sen. Graham implied for us to audit the envelopes and then throw out the ballots for counties who had the highest frequency error of signatures,” he explained to CBS on Tuesday.

So, Lindsey even told Raffensperger HOW to do it.

I do to know what Trump has on Lindsey, but it must be worse than something you’d go to jail for doing because, obviously, Lindsey was willing to go to jail to help Trump.

 

Way To Go, Missouri!

November 17, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so the Missouri senate wanted to meet to discuss a way to limit Covid.  It’s pretty important for the state.

The special session, called by Gov. Mike Parson, a Republican, originally focused on redirecting as much as $1.3 billion in federal stimulus funds. But last week, the governor expanded the scope to include legislation exempting businesses from COVID-19-related lawsuits.

They have federal Covid funds they haven’t used and the Governor says they need to spend that money by the end of the year.

But, they can’t have a meeting on Covid because they all have Covid.

Wanna know why the Republicans in the Missouri senate have Covid but the Democrats don’t?

Yep.  You guessed it.  They had a private Republican caucus a week ago.  We even have pictures to share.

 

 

Do you see a mask in any of those pictures?  You do not.  So, if they call a session, the Democrats can outvote them?  Awwww … I see now.

It’s a tad iconic when they also want to exempt businesses from Covid lawsuits.  Because, you know, Covid is unfairly fickle when it comes to spreading.  And, therefore, businesses who require their customers to wear masks should not be treated better than those who do not.

 

You Don’t Need Glasses To Read That One

November 17, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The last doctor on Planet Earth Or Thereabouts to go along with herd immunity and Trump’s vision of lovely, announced that everybody else is all wrong about Thanksgiving plans.

DR. SCOTT ATLAS: This kind of isolation is one of the unspoken tragedies of the elderly who are now being told don’t see your family at Thanksgiving. For many people this is their final Thanksgiving, believe it or not.

Holy crap, you idiot, if they get Covid it most certainly is their last Thanksgiving.  I believe that.

Look, my family has postponed Thanksgiving until the weekend of May 8th – that’s also Mother’s Day – We’re doing it on Saturday – turkey and all that stuff – and then the kids can go to their significant others’ on Sunday for the real Mother’s Day.

It was nice to see that Stanford University distanced themselves from Atlas and was obviously embarrassed by his sucking-up behavior.

 

Let Me Make Your Heart Happy

November 16, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

On a magazine rack at a Publix supermarket in Winter Garden, Fl. This is driving the local evangelicals to drink.

PJ

 

Thanks PJ for the heads up.

 

There Is No I in Team, But There Is a Me In There Somewhere

November 16, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

He announced it the usually formal way  —

 

 

What?  Elvis wasn’t available?

Okay, if you were to have a barrel of scummy lawyers, you’d have to pull out 126 layers of other writ twits, three inches of metal filings and a dozen or so tort actions before you’d even get to these guys.  Even then, there’s nothing under them.  Not a damn thing.

 

Just In Case Anybody Missed It

November 16, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I’m going to leave this stuck up here for a few days.  Glen and I are raising money to send about a dozen college kids to Georgia from Texas starting December 26 and ending the day after election.  We figure it’s going to cost about $1,000 a kid.  Glen has contacts in the Georgia Democratic party and they know we’re coming.  We have Covid-safe housing for the kids.  If you can’t go yourself, be there in spirit and fortune by donating. We’re going to take it down after we hit $6,000 here.  Glen is raising through two PACs he has.  Start here.  Thanks to all of you, we made our goal!  Thank you to every single one of you!