There Is No I in Team, But There Is a Me In There Somewhere
He announced it the usually formal way —
What? Elvis wasn’t available?
Okay, if you were to have a barrel of scummy lawyers, you’d have to pull out 126 layers of other writ twits, three inches of metal filings and a dozen or so tort actions before you’d even get to these guys. Even then, there’s nothing under them. Not a damn thing.
To quote Charlie Pierce, “All the best people” will never stop being hilarious.
Too bad Rasputin is dead. He would’ve fit right in with this crowd–none of whom have reputations that could remotely be rehabilitated.
1So fitting that the stable genius would tap someone like Giuliani (an equally stable genius) to hand pick other like minded legal geniuses to overturn the election and our votes.
2Speaking of another Trumpf A team, there’s his head coronavirus task force “doctor” mr atlas who tweeted out to followers in Michigan that they should rise up against governor Whitmer for recent actions to slow down the pandemic. Last time a similar “rise up” pronouncement was made by Trumpf, they tried to kidnap and murder her.
“… Mayor Giuliani spearheading…”
So far Trump’s legal filings in his pursuit of voter fraud (like tracking Bigfoot) have come up mostly empty – – the last I read 20 were tossed out, 1 was allowed which affected a handful of votes, and probably like his golf score, not worth fighting over).
It’s less like a spearhead, more like getting harpooned.
3That’s quite the ‘team’ the fu king moron is assembling. If memory serves didn’t the married clown duo of Joe & Vickie, stick their toes in the tRump stew previously, then flee due to alleged conflicts of interest with other clients? So, either their clients have fled them, or they’re flacking themselves for publicity.
4A real lawyer, Daniel Cameron, filed an amicus brief in the Pennsylvania case. You may know him better as the attorney general of Kentucky, who decided that the police officer who shot Breonna Taylor in her bed should be charged with endangering her neighbor. And nothing else.
A perfect volunteer for Team Trump.
5What? No Lionel Hutz? Maybe a Jackie Childs would work.
6If you watched Jenna Ellis on Bill Maher you know what a crack legal team this is.
7DiGenova and Toensing did a good job for Flynn.
I doubt their skills there will transfer to election cases.
8I’m starting to wonder if these folks passed the LSAT much less a bar exam.
9Is former AG Bondi from Florida still part of the “other wonderful lawyers” ? Or
Kory Langhofer of Arizona?
Trump’s crack team of attorneys needs to be kept on easily changed media … with a variety of people dropping off after “mutually agreeing” Trump would be better represented without them.
10Sidney Powell, Mike Flynn’s liar…er…lawyer claims to have proof several million votes were changed, but she isn’t going to tell anyone what evidence she has.
drumpf’s crew of cracked attorneys is batting 1-24 so far.
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/11/trump-election-lawyers-deserve-scorn.html
11It seems the Attorney General of Georgia has accused Lindsey Graham of pushing him to throw out legal mail-in-
12ballots. John McCain must be rolling over in his grave.
How low he has fallen. He could end up in prison
cheating for Trump.
Scotus refused to hear wingnuts Pa absentee ballot gripe making drumpf’s team 1-25 or .04%
13The Graham weanie, Suckup Lindsey, has lost any pretense of decency that he may have ever had!
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