Dear Mrs. Parscale,

I think a shirtless dude holding a beer can and whining “I didn’t do anything,” should be the state flag of Florida.

But, Honey, you kinda lost your way from the trailer park yourself.  Any woman who does not call the police when her husband beats her up so badly that it leaves bruises, but does call the police when he threatens to kill himself is what they call in psychological terms ‘screwed the hell up.’

I’m not saying I enjoyed watching the cops take down your husband.  Okay, I did but that’s beside the point.

I’m betting Florida odds that you’re raising bail money for him right now.  Stop it.  Some of us are trying to raise decent men and strong women in the age of Trump and you’re not helping.

Love and Fried Okra,
Juanita Jean

Poor Lindsey, now the Federal Elections Commission wants to know why he took $100,000 in illegal excessive contributions.

I don’t guess desperation is a good enough reason.  I don’t think slobbering begging is an allowable exception either.

Astute viewers will notice the name of Ty Cobb (Trump’s former lawyer) on the list.  Hummmm … you’d think a lawyer would know know. Oh Snap! It’s a Trump lawyer.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

If anyone should know, it’s Rudy!

On Fox & Friends, Rudy Giuliani says Joe Biden "has dementia. There's no doubt about it. I've talked to doctors. … The president's quite right to say maybe he's taken adderall." The hosts get visibly uncomfortable. pic.twitter.com/2Ma7DKNBpS

— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) September 29, 2020

Trump knows his sons are crooks, so he points to Hunter Biden.  Trump knew he had sold out to Russia in hopes of financial help, so he accuses Hillary of being a Russian puppet.  He calls the New York Times story fake news when he is a phony businessman.

And now, President Wacky accuses Joe Biden of dementia.

We had a politician in Texas who was a heavy drinker.  His opponents would make claims that they had to teach his horse the way home because he couldn’t get there on his own after a night out.  The guy kept getting elected in landslides.  One of his supporters claimed, “he’s the best politician we ever had – drunk or sober.”  I kinda feel the same way about Joe. At least Joe knows honest smart people to help him.

I think Rudy is describing Trump, don’t you?  Here’s a fact: I have never heard Trump say the Pledge of Allegiance on his own.  Thats a fact.

One more thing – this is just my personal opinion but I think both Rudy and Trump need to stop making fun of how people look. Both of those guys need a mirror.

Emerson Polling found something interesting that kinda goes against what you’d expect.

Two things: Donald Trump can be the first contestant on the teevee show I’m trying to get on teevee: The Wimp Factor, hosted by and starring Lindsey Graham.

The other thing: 71% of people are going to watch the debate?  Gosh, that would include DeWayne over at the Bowling Alley & Shoe Rental, and Junior Janochek, Jr. of Junior Janochek, Jr., Rural Entertainment Promoters, Ltd.

I am not a nice person.  Deep within my soul, there are people I’d like to punch. I don’t do it, but I want to.

I just read that the Presidential debate will have a small audience.

“And unlike past presidential debates, there will be a limited audience of only 75 to 80 people, all of whom will be tested prior to attending the debate.”

Let’s say that Joe gets 30 people.  He should invite all the women who are suing Trump, especially the one who can wear a tee shirt that says, “All I Want Is DNA.”  I mean, that’s just getting even.

Next he should round up all the people Trump has fired, even Cohen and Scaramucci.  All three National Security Advisors get front row seats.  Pretty much everybody at the Department of Defense and the Department of Justice could be invited.  Anybody fired on Twitter gets seating priority.

You can look over the list and find your favorites!

Already this morning —

This immediately from the Biden campaign —

The debate is going to be fun.

Thanks to Michele for the heads up.