Would he like some cheese with that whine?

Trump said that he’s going to run for a third term, maybe.  He told a crowd that he’d be reelected in November and then …

And then after that, we’ll negotiate, right? Because we’re probably — based on the way we were treated — we are probably entitled to another four after that.’

The way he was treated?  There are dead people that he treated badly with a virus.  There are people who had their children ripped away from them and put in cages over what he did to force that damn wall.  There are people with their houses burned to the ground who he treated badly because they deserved it for voting Democratic.

The way HE was treated?  He called his followers into big crowded arenas so he could give them a virus.

How about all the people he’s hired and fired?  Didn’t he treat them badly?

How ’bout the way President Obama was treated, you know, because he wore a tan suit?  Did you ever hear him whine? No, you did not. He’s a grown up man who has read the Constitution.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Roger Stone took his goofy self to be interviewed on the Alex Jones Radio Show.  Good thing it wasn’t teevee because there only so much rugged handsome that rightwing women can handle all at once.

Stone had some great political advice for Trump.

Stone suggested having federal authorities seize ballots, having FBI agents and Republican state officials “physically” block voting under the pretext of preventing voter fraud, using martial law or the Insurrection Act to carry out widespread arrests, and nationalizing state police forces.

I’m going to jail, y’all.  I’m just telling you to start saving up bond money because all my lawyers are going to jail, too.

Stone also urged Trump to consider declaring “martial law” or invoking the Insurrection Act and then using his powers to arrest Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, Apple CEO Tim Cook, “the Clintons” and “anybody else who can be proven to be involved in illegal activity.”

I think Stone and Trump ought to have to come to my house to arrest me.  I could take ’em both.  I could.  And once I get them on the ground, there’s no way they could get back up.

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It would probably be more believable if they could spell it.

Here’s how you get nominated for the Nobel Prize.

Thanks to Larry for the heads up.

After much research and the miracle of modern journalism, I have discovered that this story is true.

In New Hampshire a woman went to vote in the primary on Tuesday wearing a teeshirt that said, “McCain Hero, Trump Zero.”  I don’t know this for a fact, but I think she was trying to start something.  I mean, it kinda seems that way. And, holy cow, did she ever.

The election clerk told her that she could not wear that shirt in  a voting center.  The woman pointed out that another voter was wearing a large American flag on her shirt, the appropriated symbol of the lying, cheating, killing, stealing, sexually perverted, nasty political party.  Well, she didn’t say that.  I did.

Well, let the weirding begin:

Scafidi said at that point, the woman asked him if he wanted her to take her shirt off, despite not wearing anything underneath.

“I said, I’d rather she not,” Scafidi said. “But she took it off so fast, no one had time to react so the whole place just went, ‘woah,’ and she walked away, and I let her vote. She could’ve just gone into the hallway and turned it inside-out.”

She voted and put her shirt back on as she left the booth.  Let’s hear it for Lady Godiva of Extner, New Hampshire!  She got her very cool teeshirt saying in newspapers across the country.

In all good fun, the poll workers just let it be.

Scafidi said as bizarre as the incident was in the moment, poll workers mostly laughed it off and continued about their day after she left the polling location.

“If she felt it was her right, more power to her,” Scafidi said. “We all laughed about it as things were winding down, so I don’t know if it was a set-up, but I’ve never experienced anything like that.

Everybody stand up and do a thumbs up toward New Hampshire.

Thanks to el Lagarto for the heads up.

Holy crap, y’all.  I don’t think I’m overreacting when I say that this is not making American great again.

The entire west coast is on fire.  My friends living there cannot breathe and those who can kinda breathe are getting the hell outta Dodge.

The pictures they send mortify me.

Friends who live close to Salem, Oregon, have orange skies at noon.

Any other time in history, this would be front page coverage all day news, but Trump purposefully killing 190,000 people so he could win reelection made the fires look like, “oh hell, what’s another couple of states destroyed?” seem trivial.

I have been feeling out of sorts lately.  A friend sent me this, asking if I was feeling what she was feeling.  It made me feel better.  I have anxiety.  So, please vote this sumbitch out of office.

Government should be like your digestive system.  When everything is working like it should, you hardly even know it’s there.

Dana Milbank has come up with some dandy ways for Trump to raise money from for his campaign since the 1 billion dollars he started with has been squandered.  He’s saying he’ll finance it himself but he doesn’t have any money.

Here’s one of my favorites.

TMZ reports that a Bible signed by Trump is being sold through a memorabilia company, Moments In Time, for $37,500. In the photo on the merchant’s website, Trump’s Sharpie signature is scrawled generously across the title page, where the author’s name might go, right below “HOLY BIBLE/KING JAMES VERSION.”

Think of the other things he could auction – that NOAA weather map he altered with a Sharpie, chunks of the wall that fell down, the toilet paper stuck on his shoe, a scroll of all his chiefs of staffs, a copy of the check Mexico sent us to pay for the wall …. oh wait, oops.

Enjoy poking fun at the haughty this morning.