Look, it’s this simple – Trump might as well take hydroxychloroquine.  Seriously, he has all the side effects except the one that kills you.

Let’s go look at the FDA website.

That’s a grave medical thing – how will they know if he’s having side effects?

But the thing most MAGA people are the most horribly upset about is Nancy Pelosi.

“As far as the president is concerned, he’s our president and I would rather he not be taking something that has not been approved by the scientists, especially in his age group and in his, shall we say, weight group, morbidly obese, they say,” Pelosi said during an interview with CNN on Monday night. “So I think it’s not a good idea.”

Now them going bonkers over that proves the emperor has no clothes.  They haven’t noticed that he’s chubby?  I mean, have they seen his butt?  His butt is big enough for someone to climb and plant a flag on. Goodness sake, they think he’s a bodybuilder.

And I’m not even gonna talk about those people who say that Nancy was being mean and unChristian for calling him names.  Have they seen what he’s called Neil Cavuto lately?  Or anybody who has ever disagreed with him.

After Peter Navarro’s conspiracy claim that China set up an army with the disease and sent them out to kill us all, Eric Trump came up with another one.

Eric says the Democrats did it. He claims the Democrats are doing it.

“They think they’re taking away Donald Trump’s greatest tool, which is to go into an arena and fill it with 50,000 people every time.” (Trump has rarely, if ever, attracted a crowd of 50,000, despite repeated claims that he has.)

You know, arithmetic was not Eric’s major.  So, Democrats kill 80,000 and counting with an unpredictable virus when we just could have killed one rally, blamed it on one of the missiles he sold the Saudis and be done with the whole thing, and still have an economy.

He also said the virus would “magically vanish” after the November election.   Sound familiar.

They need to hold a meeting and pick one conspiracy because we here at the beauty salon are having to put up new posterboard on the walls to keep up the list of the new they’ve got now.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Jeff Sessions of Aladamnbama, who was momentarily a progressive hero for recusing himself on the Russia investigation of Trump, is back praising Trump, running to get his old senate seat back,  and has become a bad check magnet.

First of all, he’s praising Trump again.  Sessions says he actually did Trump a favor by recusing himself because if he had not, the Democrats would have jumped all over it.  He sent a letter to all Alabama voters talking about how wonderful Trump is and how he always supported Trump.

His opponent in the Republican primary run-off is a former Auburn football coach, Tommy Tuberville.  Tuberville, for his part, is keeping the campaign on the high road with the issues taking the lead.  According to Tuberville, the issues are … “It’s time we fire him [Sessions] once and for all! Help me send him a message today that we do not want a weak-kneed swamp rat representing Alabama.”  Swamp rats are always a big issue in Alabama.

Trump has endorsed Tuberville, who has only lived in Alabama while he was coaching Auburn, who doesn’t know much about the state because he would have been fired if he thought about anything other than the Iron Bowl while he was coaching.  However, he does appear to know his rats.

So, circling back around to Sessions.  He’s trying like the dickens to raise money for this contest, but he’s run into a problem.

He got a letter from the FEC, asking why when Sessions filed the 48 “last minute” notices with the FEC, there were some contributors on the report who were not on the final report.

Sessions replied:

Listen-up.  If you write a hot check down at Bob’s Taco Hut, he tapes it to the wall for all his customers to see. If you write one to a politician, its gets posted on public information.

What a damn mess. And if some guy gives you three hot checks in one damn day, you might want to give him a breathalyzer.

Thanks to Ethel from Alabama and Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Okay, a customer sent me this and it sure the dickens appears to be a priest shooting holy water into people’s mouths in a drive-by communion.

At least I hope that’s what it is because that would just charm the pants off me on the creativity scale.

Click here to see the big one.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

Just in case you slept late, Peter Navarro, Director of White House Office of Trade and Manufacturing Policy was on the teevee this morning with a conspiracy theory so insane, so wild, so unbelievable, so … I dunno, it just has to be true.

In trying to explain how China is responsible for the Coronavirus spread in the United States, Navarro said … (sit down or something.)

The virus was spawned in Wuhan province. Patient zero was in November. The Chinese, behind the shield of the World Health Organization, for two months hid the virus from the world, and then sent hundreds of thousands of Chinese on aircraft to Milan, New York, and around the world to seed that.

They could have kept it in Wuhan. Instead, it became a pandemic. So, that’s why I say the Chinese did that to Americans and they are responsible.

And, my friends, it went downhill and swerved off the cliff from there.

When asked about the firing of Steve Linink, he responded that was out of his lane. He didn’t deal with things like that, but … (watch him deal!)

What I can tell you, George, based on my experience here, and I don’t know if it was the same when you were here, there’s — there’s a bureaucracy out there. And there’s a lot of people in that bureaucracy who think that they got elected president, not Donald J. Trump.

And we had tremendous problem with — you know, some people call it the deep state. I think that’s apt.

So, I don’t mourn the loss of people when they leave this bureaucracy. There’s always going to be somebody better to replace them, somebody more loyal, not to president necessarily, but to the Trump agenda. That’s what’s important.

Hole-eee-damn cow.

I didn’t even know there was a Trump agenda.  I thought there was just a “What Trump Wants To Today In The Next Hour.”

Crazy is contagious.