Coronavirus has everybody a little spooked.

Over the years I have brought you stories from Fayette County, Texas.  I have friends – Vickie, David, Cecil and Marsha – who happily live the urban life in the prettiest part of Texas.  But, their county isn’t boring, and even the crooks are practicing safe behavior during trying times.

How to rob Tillie’s cafe: First, the cash register didn’t look safe and  …. awww, just read it for yourself.

Thanks to David who had to send it to Vickie who had to send it to her other email account to be able to send it to me because their email is all screwed up in Fayette County this morning.

Trump is on national television with his pants down around his ankles and every Republican leader and health agency leader kneeling to kiss his ass.  They’re now stumbling all over themselves to help praise on Il Douche.  Not ONE Democrat in the room.

Makes me want to puke. Jesus.

Open door.  Come on in and tell us the best things you’ve heard today.  Thank you Fenway Fran!

Enjoy.

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Boris Johnson, who’s Trump-like response to the Coronavirus has caused an infection spike in the UK, has himself tested positive and is experiencing symptoms.  He awoke from his stupid coma about the same time that Trump did, but his actions have been to strictly lock down the country, but it was too late to protect himself.