Archive for January, 2020

Iran Wins War Before It Starts

January 06, 2020 By: El Jefe Category: Iran

In a letter to the Iraqi prime minister today, Marine Corps Brigadier General William H. Seely III, the commanding general of Task Force Iraq, announced that “in deference to the sovereignty of the Republic of Iraq,” US and coalition troops will withdraw from the country.  So, in the last month, Trump has turned Syria over to Turkey, who immediately murdered hundreds of our Kurdish allies, then killed the military leader of Iran.  Subsequently, Iran announced it was withdrawing from the multi country nuclear treaty and that it was restarting its full scale uranium enrichment program.  Then, Trump threatened to bomb cultural sites in Iran.  THEN, Iraq ordered US troops out of the country to which we just agreed.  Oh, and Chevron has announced it is withdrawing ALL expatriates out of the country immediately.  Most other companies have already done that.

So, through Trump’s bungling, Iran has greatly increased its influence over this region of the Middle East, making Iraq basically a satellite of their own country.  Without coalition forces on the ground anywhere in the Kurdish areas of norther Iraq and Syria, Trump has opened the entire region to expansion by ISIS and other Islamic extremists.

So much “winning”.

Bolton? Testify? After Trump Gave Him a War?

January 06, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

John Bolton popped up outta nowhere, literally nowhere, to say that he would be willing to testify at Trump’s impeachment hearing in the senate.

Okay.

Which way?

Is he gonna tell the truth about saying that he was not part of “whatever drug deal Sondland and Mulvaney are cooking up”? Or, is he gonna flip like Lindsey Graham and swear on Baby Jesus’ little tootsies that Trump is God’s ambassador on planet earth?

I mean, Bolton is a chickenhawk with a wingspan of aircraft carrier.

Trever Noah said of Bolton

“Here’s the best example of how war-horny John Bolton is: He’s still defending the one war that everyone else agrees was a terrible idea,” Noah said. Sure, invading Iraq “destabilized the Middle East and brought us ISIS, but other than that, nailed it.”

Trump is the closest he’ll ever get to creating another Bush so ya think he’s gonna bite the hand that fills his bottle and burps him?

I wouldn’t gamble on it.

 

Top Global Threat? The United States

January 06, 2020 By: El Jefe Category: 2020 Election, Alternative Facts, gerrymandering, Iran, Trump

Every year, the Eurasia Group, a political risk management and consulting group, issues its report on the top ten global risks of international crisis.  This year’s report is profoundly disturbing, especially the largest risk it identifies.  Who is it? Is it Iran? Saudi Arabia? Russia?  Nope.  It’s the US and its broken political system.  Before we talk about this, let’s look at all ten:

  1. Delegitimizing of our elections in US.
  2. The decoupling of US and China technology cooperation.
  3. US/China relations.
  4. Multi-National Corporations in conflict with emerging nation/states.
  5. Upheaval in India as social policies are causing economic downturns
  6. Geopolitical influence of Europe as pushes back against the US and China.
  7. Politics vs economics in climate change.
  8. US policies toward Shia led nations.
  9. Discontent in Latin America.
  10. Turkey – pretty much everything.

These risks are all disturbing and obvious to geopolitical observers, but the first risk is scary in that it recognizes the shambles our own political system is in.  It talks about how Trump is greatly worsening the situation through his immoral and illegal behavior, but expresses great concern that he has already delegitimized the 2020 election by claiming that if he loses it’s because the election was “rigged”.  If he wins, the majority of Americans will believe it was rigged the other way (with the help of the Republicans and the Russians) and many won’t accept the result.  It is a lose-lose situation, and with Republicans enabling and protecting Trump, the crisis is unavoidable, especially since they’ll acquit him in the Senate trial emboldening him more if that’s even possible.  I mean, after all, he’s now announced that the only way he’s going to communicate with Congress is through Twitter.  Jesus.

None of this will end well, even in the remote chance that by some miracle he’s removed from office.

Somebody Throw a Tire Tool in the Crank Drive

January 06, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Madam Speaker, the Honorable Nancy Pelosi, has announced that this crapola is damn well over.

Trump has tripled down on blowing up cultural spots in Iran if they retaliate for killing their general.  Not only will he do it, but he will laugh gleefully watching them burn.

Pelosi is doing what she can to stop this stuff.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Sunday sent a letter to Democratic members of Congress announcing the House will introduce and vote on a “War Powers Resolution to limit the President’s military actions regarding Iran” amid rising tension.

The resolution, Pelosi writes, “reasserts Congress’s long-established oversight responsibilities by mandating that if no further Congressional action is taken, the Administration’s military hostilities with regard to Iran cease within 30 days.”

Look, I realize that Trump can do lotsa damage in 30 days, but at the very least this will limit the amount of time that John Bolton and Stephen Miller can prance around with a bulge in their pants.

After threatening bombs and sanctions and golf courses and whatnot, Trump said something so weird that even I said duh.

“If there’s any hostility, that they do anything we think is inappropriate, we are going to put sanctions on Iraq, very big sanctions on Iraq,” Mr. Trump added.

In making his warning, the president was threatening sanctions on a country for forcing out American troops whom he himself had pledged to bring home during his 2016 presidential campaign.

Dude, they are just trying to help you keep your campaign promises.  I mean, no Obamacare gone, no wall, you ought to have at least one you can claim to have kept.

One more thing.  This idea that he told Russia what he was going to do but not congress because “he wanted to keep it a secret,” is not how America works.

 

 

US Government Now Run by Incompetent Morons

January 05, 2020 By: El Jefe Category: Iran, Trump

So, let’s recap the week:

  1. Trump, against all advice, unilaterally had the second most powerful person in the Iranian government killed by drone in Baghdad.  Seven others were killed along with him.
  2. Trump informed Lindsey Graham before the attack, but apparently no one else.  After the attack he spoke only to Republicans and only now is congressional leadership being briefed.
  3. Evidence to justify the killings has been described by congressional sources has been described as “razor thin”.
  4. Trump has continued to threaten Iran with acts of massive destruction if they retaliate (via Twitter).
  5. The Iraqi Parliament has voted to expel all US troops from the country.  The vote was taken at the request of Iraqi prime minister Adil Abdul-Mahdi.  He’s sure to sign it.
  6. Today, Iran announced that it is now withdrawing from the nuclear treaty of 2015 and will begin enriching uranium immediately.
  7. Pompeo was on all the news programs this morning freely lying and defending the indefensible.
  8. Pence lied on Twitter yesterday that Soleimani was involved in 9/11, trying to give cover to Trump.
  9. Trump played golf today.

Our government is run by an incompetent, totally corrupt moron who’s being enabled by lying radicals.  It will take decades to recover from this cancer on our republic.

Iraqi Parliament Votes to Eject US Troops

January 05, 2020 By: El Jefe Category: Iran, Trump

Iraqi parliament has voted to order US troops out of Iraq.  Trump has single handedly, and stupidly escalated violence in the Middle East.  More later.

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