Archive for September, 2019

The Fever Dreams of Trumpists

September 27, 2019 By: El Jefe Category: 2020 Election, Alternative Facts, Trumpists

Last night I extricated myself from a FB conversation.  Yes, it was one of THOSE conversations, started by one of my conservative acquaintances who has become a Never Trumper.  A couple of days ago, he asked what act would turn his Trumpist friends against The Orange One.  The answer (nothing) was predictable; what was shocking was the nonsense they spewed in a continuous stream to justify that.  Intellectually, we all sense that Trumpists are unbalanced and misinformed.  When it’s laid out in plain English on social media, it makes your hair hurt.

One Trumpist would deflect all questions about Trump to Biden and his son, Hunter.  He would simply not address any of the issues about Ukraine or the thousands and thousands of easily disproven lies from Trump.  His source is Sean Hannity and he actually begged me to watch his show to “get the facts” that were going “to bury” Biden and his son.  He would only gloat about how Biden is “cooked” and would not even address the question.  Another Trumpist resorted to immediate grade school name calling and wanted to bet all comers $2,500 that Trump would not be impeached and that he would again be elected president.  He didn’t like I said I didn’t believe I wanted to bet on the level of stupidity of Trumpists.

One Trumpist kept quoting the Bible.  One even quoted Shakespeare, which I found entertaining.  One kept quoting the lies of Peter Schweizer, author of Clinton Cash, one of those fact free “investigative” books that makes people’s brains soft.  One said he would only vote against Trump if “he was convicted of a crime”.  He seemed puzzled when I said that was impossible since DOJ policy didn’t allow a sitting president to be indicted for crimes they committed.

The one who took the cake?  The QAnon Trumpist.  I have never had a social media conversation with anyone as unhinged as this one.  These folks are obsessed with pedophilia, and have this weird article of faith that the “Deep State”, whatever that is, is somehow covering up Hillary’s pedophilia ring that has “pedavores” as members.  I have no idea what a “pedavore” is, and don’t want to know.  This person was so unhinged that even the most Trumpist of Trumpists paused their ranting momentarily, one even saying, “I don’t even know what that means.”  I burst out laughing at that one, almost spilling my Jack on the rocks on my keyboard.

What I learned during this exchange was that to a person no level of corruption, criminality, or misconduct would cause a Trumpist to think again.  The really disheartening lesson was that how thoroughly these people are brainwashed with pure unadulterated bullshit.  We knew that the Hillary nonsense is encoded in the DNA – but right alongside those lies, the lies about Biden and his son have already been ingrained.  The facts have no bearing on these opinions; none.  I have finally given up even trying to talk to these people because I make no progress.  The message framing, as defined by George Lakoff, a linguist and retired professor of language at Berkeley, is perfect.  This message framing hits all the emotional buttons of fear, belonging, and Them vs. Us.  Once that kind of messaging becomes encoded, it’s almost impossible to alter it, and that’s what we’re witnessing.

These people are beyond reach of reason and critical thinking.  The only way they can be beaten is to neutralize them at the voting booth, and that requires the engagement in massive numbers of normal people who haven’t been brainwashed.  That is a huge task.

Mo Brooks From Aladamnbama

September 26, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

No comment necessary.

 

 

They are so classy in Alabama.

 

The Alamo

September 26, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Just in case you need a little break from all the Trumpapolooza with a bit of smiling and eye rolling from local Republicans here in Fort Bend County …

As most of you know, my county flipped from Tom DeLay red to Hillary Clinton blue, carrying the county and every countywide Democratic candidate winning their election.  You helped with that with your donations here.

There’s a special election on Nov. 5th for a state house seat.  Last week I asked you to donate to the Democratic candidate Eliz Markowitz and you did. Thank you.

Although this is a Republican seat, local Republicans are terrified of her. Flat butt terrified.

So, the Republican county chair, Linda Howell, sent out an email to scare them all within a couple of inches of their currently miserable lives. In a special election in Texas, it’s winner to take all. Democrats caught a case of smart and ran one candidate. Republicans, hummm … not so much. They have 6 candidates.

But, here’s the snickering part of Chairwoman’s Howell’s email.

 

 

Their Alamo? Chairwoman Howell didn’t stay until the end of the movie to see every Texan die? Unless you’re planning on you and everybody on your team to die, don’t call your backyard barbecue, your craft project or your political race The Alamo.

I have suggested to Dr. Markowitz that her campaign should be our San Jacinto.

So, I’m gonna ask you to memorialize this snickerable event by giving ten more dollars to Dr. Eliz Markowitz in honor of General Sam Houston and Eliz’s campaign being able to Remember the Alamo.

Poor Republicans.  Trump has got them all thinking crooked.

 

Just Maybe – the Best Part

September 26, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

News is flying faster than the wicked witch’s monkeys and it’s all not good for Trump.  It’s gonna be a fun day.

I think maybe right now the best part of it all is that so many evil people are going down with Trump.  I am especially fond of seeing Bob Barr and Rudy Giuliani start thinking about commissary prices in federal prisons. You know that “deep state” the rightwing is always talking about? Oh hell, that’s what Trump’s men have created.  They are the deep state.

I’m gonna be plugged into the teevee today, playing on my computer machine, and unpacking a few more boxes. Hope you can join me.

 

So It Was Like This

September 25, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

After lunch, I went to put on a tub load of laundry, and out the window I saw that my new plants were already wilting so I went out to water them where I saw that somebody had left the cover off the grill, and then I was tired after hunting down the cover and putting it on the damn grill, so I came inside and went to sit down in my favorite chair with some ice water and then the phone rang and it was Pam and I like Pam so I answered it and she said, “Girl, that damnfool accidentally sent out his talking points to the Democrats.”

And then, I guess it was while I was putting on the laundry, Trump announced that Nancy Pelosi is no longer Speaker of the House.  You cannot leave that child alone for a minute.  And he added that as of today, she no longer cares about gun safety.  What the hell? Did he try to bribe her over gun safety? Did he say, “Nancy if you’ll leave me alone, I’ll give you gun safety?”

Look, he has to go to bed at 9:00 tonight because I’m watching the ballgame then.

 

Yeah, And?

September 25, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Roll Call tweeted this —

 

 

Isn’t that exactly what Mitch McConnell has done for a year and half? How will we notice any difference?