Archive for September, 2019

Poor Coal

September 07, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Cecil Roberts, the president of United Mine Workers of America, said that the coal industry is not “back,” despite President Trump’s claims, CNN reports.

Said Roberts: “Coal’s not back. Nobody saved the coal industry.”

He added that coal-fired plants are closing all over the country, calling it a “harsh reality.”

Yeah, also gone are stream locomotives, horse drawn carriages, telegraph machines, and iron lungs to treat polio.  Nobody saved them either.

 

It Was Her Christian Duty To Shoot That Bitch

September 07, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, I’m gonna take you to West Virginia today to see Christian in Action.  Honey, the devil is loose and on the prowl at the New Life Apostolic Church in Oak Hill, West Virginia.

I need to let you know that this happened on May 11th, but news is slow getting out of West Virginia because … well, probably because they operate under the 1955 regulatory information act or something.

 

 

So, here’s the deal.  A long-simmering intellectual disagreement ensued between the wife of the pastor and the wife of the youth pastor. Apparently the trigger was something about a tee-shirt that the youth minister’s wife was wearing.

Now, not that I want you to take sides in this argument, but this is minister Earl Toney and his wife Melinda. Melinda is the Annie Oakley of fundamentalist religion. I just want you to know her if you see her. So you can duck.

 

 

So, while this tee-shirt argument was going on and the husbands were trying to get the wife to call down, Melinda just had all she could take and went out to the car to get her pistol. I think what she had in mind was for the Youth Minister’s wife, Lori Haywood, to get to see Jesus first.

Earl decided to go see if he could go pray with his wife in the parking lot and get the damn gun away from her. So right there in front of God and Sweet Jesus, a physical altercation began between Earl and Melinda. There was an “accidental” gun shot.

The bullet didn’t hit anyone because the parking lot was empty. So, three of the Christians went home that day and Melinda was toted off to the jailhouse for reckless endangerment.

Thanks to Craig for the heads up.

Trump Activist Charged with Securities Fraud

September 07, 2019 By: El Jefe Category: 2020 Election, Alternative Facts, Lie, Trump

Remember when the rumor was floated that Robert Mueller was going to be swept up in a sex scandal?  Remember when it went nowhere?  Remember when rumors floated about Pete Buttigieg that also died on the vine?  Meet Jacob Wohl, a young smartass from California, cut from the same cloth as James O’Keefe, another young smartass who’s become known for botched stings and false reporting on Democratic politicians.

If it’s even possible, Wohl is worse than O’Keefe (or at least more criminal).  He has partnered with a shadowy 53 year old political operative named Jack Burkman whose checkered past goes all the way back to the Clinton impeachment.  He claims that Don McGahn, Trump’s former WH counsel who spent 30 hours with Mueller, introduced Burkman to Wohl.  McGahn told the Washington Post he’s never met him OR Wohl.  Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s on staff advisor liar, warned the Post to watch out for Burkman.

Like all dirty tricksters, truth doesn’t matter to Wohl and Burkman, so they have been cooking up all kinds of fake scandals to attack Trump enemies, but they’ve all been botched, including doing a “press conference” on the fake Mueller scandal with Burkman’s fly unzipped.  LOL.

And it gets better – Wohl, who started his career as a securities salesman, has been trailed by financial scandals and investigations the last several years.  On Wednesday, he was arraigned on felony securities fraud for selling a fake real estate fund.  The charges stem from an investigation of the fund from 2016 leading to the charge this week.

The lesson keeps repeating itself.  Dirty tricksters like Wohl and O’Keefe base their entire existence on lies for political gain.  Those lies often land them in scandal at minimum, and sometimes criminal charges.  Amazing that many on the side that claims morals and family values have devolved into supporting lies and criminality in their tribe.  Worse, there are some who are neck deep in it.  It’s a head shaker.

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton

September 06, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Texas Republican Attorney General Ken Paxton is an indicted felon for security fraud who has been postponing his trial for years in a legal dance that that puts the hula to shame.  He even got his wife elected to the Texas legislature and the first damn thing she did was try to change the law that he is accused of violating.  And he flat ass stole somebody’s expensive fountain pen and kept it for 15 months before he got caught.

His wife also wrote a song called, “I am a pistol packing Momma and my husband sues Obama,” and sang it all across the state.  Paxton sued Obama 48 times.  And apparently he did that because he had nothing better to do with his time, like this …

A report out Wednesday by the San Antonio Express-News found that a gun owner in Texas had sent more than 100 pages of racist and violent letters to the Texas Attorney General’s office threatening to kill undocumented immigrants over the course of a year and a half, and that nothing was done to stop him or to communicate the threat to local authorities.

Now Newsweek has found more evidence that Paxton just doesn’t give a big bear’s butt about the things he should care about.

“We will open fire on these thugs,” the white man who allegedly sent the messages wrote in an email to the office. “It will be a bloodbath.”

He didn’t write this to Paxton only once – he did it 100 times and Paxton didn’t think it needed tending to.  Neighbors say the guy has security cameras all around his house and that he often emerged holding a shotgun.

Ya gotta wonder what the fool tarnation Paxton is doing with his time this time.

Thanks to Vance Ex-Tex for the heads up.

Friday Toons

September 06, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Okay, Okay, Get Away From the Edge of Whatever the Hell Republicans Are Falling Off

September 05, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

It’s James Sensenbrenner now.

Wisconsin Republican Jim Sensenbrenner, the second longest-serving member of the U.S. House of Representatives, will not run for a 22nd term, he said Wednesday.

Sensenbrenner made his first public announcement Wednesday on The Mark Belling Show on WISN-AM (1130).

In a separate interview with the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, he said, “I think the time has come to basically turn over the page in the 5th District.”

Oh Honey, that time came and went a decade ago.

It’s gonna be a rough year for Republicans. They know they can’t win back the House and fear that Democrats will treat them just like they treated Democrats.