Archive for August, 2019

Steve Stockman

August 19, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

If you don’t know who Steve Stockman is, go get up to speed.  He’s a former Texas Congressroach who stole as much as he could while imitating a crazy man.  He went to federal prison last December for ten years.

Well, apparently the Bureau of Prisons decided he wasn’t crazy enough to keep in a federal prison mental hospital for his entire ten year sentence.

STEPHEN E STOCKMAN
Register Number: 23502-479
Age: 62
Race: White
Sex: Male Located at: Beaumont Low FCI
Release Date: 12/26/2026

That’s in his old congressional district. His constituents will be thrilled. My bet? He’ll be running a racket out of there within six months and have other prisoners working for him.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen who has made it his life’s work to know where federal prisoners are.

 

Losing Your Last Friend

August 19, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Trump the Lump has now given up on being Most Popular.

My Granny Rose use to tell the story about being at a parade. As she was watching one of her daughters march with the high school band, there was one young student marching horribly out of step.  “Oh look,” said the woman next to her, who was obviously that student’s mother, “everybody is marching out of step except for my Joseph.”

Trump is Joseph. He’s now mad at Fox News.

President Donald Trump on Sunday slammed his preferred news network over recent unfavorable poll results, saying: “There’s something going on at Fox [News], I’ll tell you right now. And I’m not happy with it.”

And he’s also had  spat with a long time best friend.  The spat is over money, of course.

Tom Barrack and Donald Trump have been friends and confidants for more than three decades — the two men are so close, for instance, that Barrack comforted Trump during the funeral of his father, Fred.

But the intimate relationship between the wealthy California investor and the president has fractured so badly that the two no longer speak, current and former White House officials say.

Oh my, I think his friendship list is down to three WWF wrestlers and Mitch McConnell.  Hell, even Mike Pence thinks he’s the devil.

 

Bond. James Bond.

August 19, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

When the history of the Trump presidency is written, I’m sure we will find out that Trump’s fascination with Greenland can be traced back to something he saw on TV.

Late one night, alone in his bedroom while flipping through the cable channels, Trump came across and watched the 2008 James Bond movie Quantum of Solace.  In that film, a ruthless businessman named Dominic Greene seeks to stage a coup in Bolivia so that his company can obtain control of the country’s entire water supply.

Climate change is wreaking havoc on global weather patterns and disrupting global food and water supply chains.

Rising sea levels mean that saltwater is infiltrating fresh water aquifers and ruining farmland.

Major cities around the world are running out of drinking water.  Pretty much like India and the rest of the world

Sixty-nine percent of the world’s fresh water – 69%! – is stored in form of glaciers.  The largest single collection of glaciers in the world outside of Antarctica is in . . . Greenland.  Those glaciers are melting at an astounding rate with their fresh water running out to sea.

In twenty years the most valuable resource on Earth won’t be oil or natural gas – it will be fresh water.  If the United States were to buy Greenland, it would control the largest remaining source of fresh water on the planet the world.

Trump is easy to understand.  You just have to know that he gets all of his information from TV and thinks like a Bond villain.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up and a free Blizzard.

GOP Response to Mass Shootings: Blame the Left

August 17, 2019 By: El Jefe Category: Fun With Guns

The Tampa Bay Times got their hands on a House GOP caucus memo that gave members talking points to respond to constituent questions about mass shootings and the need for common sense gun safety legislation.  The answers are as disgusting and disheartening as you would imagine.  They contain the normal boilerplate bullshit, repeating the mental health and video game mantra, even though those myths have been debunked for decades.  No Republican can explain, since mental health problems and violent video games proliferate throughout the world, why the US is a singular outlier when it comes to gun violence generally and mass shootings specifically.  They will dance around the issue, blaming EVERYTHING except the actual problem – the omnipresence of guns and the ease by which they can be obtained.

Worse, this memo coached House members how to answer the problem which is the answer in the room…violence of extreme right-wingers and white supremacists.  Here’s the coached question: “Do you believe white nationalism is driving more mass shootings recently?”  Here’s the official House caucus answer: “White nationalism and racism are pure evil and cannot be tolerated in any form.  We also can’t excuse violence from the left such as the El Paso shooter, the recent Colorado shooters, the Congressional baseball shooter, Congresswoman Giffords’ shooter and Antifa.”

The letter actually called the El Paso shooter, who was a white supremacist and hated immigrants, a person “from the left”.  They later tried to say that was “a mistake” – no shit, Sherlock.  What the letter blatantly did, though, and what they always do, was to discourage members from telling the truth and to try and frame a false equivalency that “both sides do it”.  Well, both sides don’t do it.  Not even close.  The Anti-Defamation League actually keeps track of domestic violence, and through 2018, not even counting the violence from this year, 73%  of domestic violence in America was committed by rightwing extremists and white supremacists.

So, let’s sum up.  The messaging experts for the GOP are coaching their members to lie, equivocate, obfuscate, and distract from the actual problem of gun violence in America.  That problem is fourfold –

  1. It is well known that there are now 400 million guns in circulation in America today.
  2. Guns are easily obtainable in many states, and Republicans have been systematically dismantling gun safety laws for the last 3 decades. The assault weapons ban was allowed to expire by Republican leadership and the GWB administration in 2004, kicking off massive growth in assault weapons manufacturing.
  3. White supremacism and rightwing extremism exploded during the Obama administration, driven by the corporate backed Tea Party movement which normalized the anti-government, pro-gun culture.
  4. Trump has encouraged this culture and has used social media to vilify everyone non-white and non radical conservative.

The combination of these forces has been explosive.  Our homicide rate, which is multiples above the rest of the developed world.  Even so, that rate has been declining, however, in recent years, as red states have stupidly weakened gun laws and encouraged the proliferation of assault weapons, our homicide rate is increasing.  Worse, the incidence of mass shootings has also exploded.  To date this year there have been 262 mass shootings.  There have been almost 9,300 deaths and almost 19,000 wounded.  The gun violence in America eclipses the entire developed world.  Travel advisories have been issued in other countries advising against traveling to the US due to our gun violence.

And what are Republicans doing about this?  What is Moscow Mitch, Trump, and the other shitbags in Congress doing?  Lying. Deflecting. And hiding.  They’re all hiding.  Now is the time for the spotlight of normal Americans calling bullshit on the do nothing Republicans.  Call your Congressperson and Senator.  Write to your local paper.

Raise hell.  Until we get His Orangeness out of the WH, that’s all we can do.

This Greenland Deal

August 16, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so Trump wants to buy Greenland.  We tried in 1867 and 1946 and failed both times.

I don’t know why everybody thinks this is outrageous.  Hell, the man is trying to refight the civil war.

I guess he wants Mexico to pay for it.

 

Some Good Readin’

August 16, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

From our friend Craig.  It’s in USA Today of all places.

I don’t care if Sen. Elizabeth Warren is a mendacious Massachusetts liberal. She could tell me that she’s going to make me wear waffles as underpants and I’ll vote for her. I don’t care if Sen. Kamala Harris is an opportunistic California prosecutor who wants to relitigate busing. She could tell me that I have to drive to work in a go-cart covered with Barbie decals and I’ll vote for her. I don’t care if Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders is a muddle-headed socialist from a rural class-warfare state (where I once lived as one of his constituents). He could tell me he’s going to tax used kitty litter and I’ll vote for him.

I don’t care if Hawaii Rep. Tulsi Gabbard is clearly influenced by a hostile foreign government or that Marianne Williamson is a weird, anti-science guru. They could …

Wait. I do care about that. It’s the reason they won’t get my vote next year, and why the president won’t either.

All of the policy “what about” hypotheticals from my conservative friends are diversions. They’re trying to move the argument to policy to blind us to the reality that President Donald Trump is both unstable and compromised.

Go on and read the whole damn thing.  It’s Friday.  What else you got to do?