This Greenland Deal

August 16, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so Trump wants to buy Greenland.  We tried in 1867 and 1946 and failed both times.

I don’t know why everybody thinks this is outrageous.  Hell, the man is trying to refight the civil war.

I guess he wants Mexico to pay for it.

 

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  1. Oldymoldy says:

    No doubt he thinks Mexico should pay.
    I assume he thinks he can take possession of it and no one will notice then he can use it for his own mad idiot secret island‽

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  2. slipstream says:

    Trump’s talk about buying Greenland is just a diversion.

    The island he really wants to own: Little Saint James.

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  3. Jane & PKM says:

    Thule AFB, Greenland. Check. Good strategically from a geographic position. Makes a person wonder what the joint chiefs tried to explain to Donnie such that the ***king moron came away from that briefing thinking that buying the whole damn island was a good idea. We also have a few other baubles there like Sondrestrom. We could have a debate about closing one or two of the baubles, but nowhere in the GDP Vol-x do I recall anything about purging the Inuit and reindeer in some sort of real estate coup or that Denmark was gifting it to us.

    Does Donnie even know that Denmark isn’t Mexico?

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  4. The Golden Rule and the mantra of preschool teachers everywhere, Be Kind, should be tattooed on his tiny little hands.
    Maybe, if he saw it daily, it would sink into his orange head.

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  5. A long, long time ago, in a farmer’s pasture, far, far, away….

    Crosby Stills Nash – A Long Time coming –

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Lc1wQYuMM&list=PL5jPQshWo8ryFVgGF2ddNsv5UL-CqakOB&index=3

    “Going up the Country” – Canned Heat

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf0Dm-OaTNk&list=PL5jPQshWo8ryFVgGF2ddNsv5UL-CqakOB&index=2

    CROSBY, STILLS, NASH Woodstock 1971

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKdsRWhyH30&list=PL5jPQshWo8ryFVgGF2ddNsv5UL-CqakOB&index=1

    The Band … the Weight

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vou51-755I&list=PL5jPQshWo8ryFVgGF2ddNsv5UL-CqakOB&index=81

    …be sure to hide your roaches.

    50th Anniversary… you damn Hippies. Oh wait, thats me.

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  6. OK. Questions.

    1) Did Trump throw his meds behind the chair?

    2) If not, how does this appeal to his base? We already have Alaska for winter sports after climate change gets cranked up even more, and I don’t believe Jesus ever said anything about snow?

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  7. Either the Orange Moron thinks he can build a resort there or he can sell the mineral rights to his rich buddies.

    He’s got an angle going with this; I just don’t know what it is. He certainly isn’t doing this “for the good of the country” because he has never done anything except for what will put $$$ in his pocket.

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  8. Nah. He wants the US taxpayer to pay for it — then sign it over to him so he can
    1] build a golf course/resort for after Mar-a-lago is overcome by the Atlantic ocean
    2] build a private prison because those are paying so well these days
    and 3] sell the mineral rights off to his buddies.

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  9. RepubAnon says:

    Whenever Trump does something both outrageous and new, I wonder what he’s seeking to distract us from. My guess is that he’d rather have us mocking his Greenland statement than talking about Trump’s racism, or his relationship with Epstein, or gun safety laws, or…

    And, of course, he is again the center of attention – which is all he really cares about.

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  10. Buttermilk Sky says:

    If I recall correctly from junior high, Leif Ericson called it Greenland so people would think it was verdant and fertile and settle there. Some Norse tried for a while and then gave up. I think he finally found a sucker.

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  11. Maybe someone could tell him a story how there are meteors made of gold just waiting to be claimed. I’d chip in a buck for his one way trip there…

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  12. The Golden Gibbon always has done Big Buys and then turns around and sells them. Remember this airplane gig and Trump University, Trump Steaks, etc. etc. etc. Good thing Denmark and the Danes in Greenland tweaked his nose! He was begging for that!

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  13. A little O/T. Scaramucci got suspended from Twitter for calling Trump fat. Maybe we should all do that. (I know, I’m so immature, but it does sound like fun.)

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  14. About this subject, Amy Klobuchar tweeted:
    “The difference between Donald Trump and Greenland? Greenland is not for sale.”

    Oh, snap!

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  15. north coast says:

    Hitler’s original idea was to send all Jews to Madagascar.
    Twitler has never had an original idea…This is HIS Madagascar.

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  16. Linda Phipps says:

    I would expect the money would either be our Social Security for ever and ever, or out of the military budget. Maybe he’s floating it with Deutsche Bank. Overall, I think he and his soulmate Putin have a plan to divvy up the entire world between them.

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  17. dobleremolque says:

    My favorite Greenland story: The Air Force pilot landed his aircraft at Thule AFB and was irritated at the way the enlisted guy was servicing the plane, so the colonel chewed out the no-striper.

    Exasperated, the the flightline worker replied: “I’m busted down to no stripes, I’m in Thule, Greenland, and my job is to empty the raw sewage from your holding tanks. Sir, what do you think you can do to me?”

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  18. The most horrible thing about all this, which very few people think to bring up is the callousness of talking about buying Greenland AND THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE as though they are just another part of the landscape.

    It’s like colonialism never really went away.

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  19. Don’t see why we can’t buy Greenland – Moscow bought Washington, DC. Got Kentucky thrown in as a freebie.

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  20. Sandridge says:

    OT– Whelp, the RWNJ MAGAot Proud Boys and fellow WNTerrists had their ‘march’ in Portland, OR today.
    Did anybody hear or see of JJ’s wimpy little incel neighbor, Mr. T. Bartram, getting his skull cracked there? Did he even show up? He of a thread [w/sorryazz prick pic] on here a few days ago. One can hope…

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