Archive for June, 2019

Debate #1

June 26, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Campers, sorry but I’m away from my computer machine tonight.  Please feel free to post anything you want about the debate tonight.  I’ll check in and approve comments ASAP.

Just FYI

June 26, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

If someone asks you if you raped somebody, the correct answer is “No. I don’t rape people.”

“She’s not my type” is not the correct answer.  Points will be deducted and people will probably know you’re a big fat liar.

 

Nice Work If You Can Get It

June 26, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen is fascinated about how Duncan Hunter pulled off his scam of stealing his campaign donations for personal use for so long.  He found an example and it goes like this.

In January of 2010, Hunter flew to Reno, Nevada ostensibly to attend a convention for a non-profit group. After a brief stop at the convention, Hunter and his lobbyist [girlfriend] headed for a ski resort near Lake Tahoe, where they spent the weekend skiing and ordering room service, according to the filing.

Hunter used campaign funds to rent the car, pay the hotel tab and fly back to Washington.

Safari Club International held its annual convention in Reno, Nevada in January 20-23, 2010.

The Safari Club International PAC gave a $2,000 contribution to Hunter on January 22, 2010, which they mistakenly(?) reported as going to his father’s campaign committee.

COMMITTEE TO RE-ELECT CONGRESSMAN DUNC 9340 FUERTE DR #302  LA MESA, California 91941  01/22/2010 Campaign Contribution 2,000.00

However, Hunter Sr’s campaign had closed in 2008.

 

So the ‘brief stop” at the Safari Club International convention was for Hunter to pick up a $2,000 PAC check to cover the costs of his weekend tryst with a lobbyist.

I gotta tell you something. If Hunter had used all the time and strategic planning he used to rip off his campaign donors and instead used it to cure the common cold, we’d be a sneeze-free America.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

All The Best (Sexy) People

June 26, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Another white Republican straight male (you know what’s coming, don’t you?) is wagging his weenie at women.

The chairman of Pennsylvania’s Republican Party abruptly resigned Tuesday after a news report that he sent a sexually explicit photograph of himself to a female candidate who ran unsuccessfully for the Philadelphia City Council.

The report, in The Philadelphia Inquirer, said that the chairman, Val DiGiorgio, sent the candidate, Irina Goldstein, a photo of his erect penis on Facebook Messenger after exchanging sexually tinged messages for a few months after she accepted his friend request last October.

 

DiGiorgio resigned immediately but says the woman also sent suggestive photos. It probably wasn’t of her penis.

He says she was what amounts to a political gold digger because she was running for city council and wanted his help.  He thinks that makes him look better. It does not.

 

Okay, We Have To Talk About It

June 25, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Swamp creature Duncan Hunter just keep sinking lower and lower.

Not only did he and his wife steal money from their campaign contributions, Hunter didn’t have just one affair — oh no — this sucker went marathon.  He had affairs with a staff member and at least three lobbyist.  This dude can make some whoopee.

And here’s a fun point:

In March 2010, Hunter and the lobbyist went on a weekend “double date” trip to Virginia Beach with another congressman. Prosecutors said he paid for the hotel bar tab and room he shared with the unnamed lobbyist with $905 of campaign funds. He also had the mileage for the drive to Virginia Beach reimbursed by the campaign – even though the lobbyist did the driving.

I can hardly wait to find out who the other congressman was.

But the one thing everybody seem to be interested in is whatever the hell this is.  (Click here for the big one.)

 

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What did he do in an “intimate personal relationship”  that would taint a jury pool more than the fact that he was stealing, cheating, hot dogging around, and threatening to throw reporters off balconies.  Is there kinky stuff involved?  Good Lord, he’s a Republican – we expect kinky stuff.  So this has got to be good.
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Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.
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Why, Oh Why, Do They Keep Vying For Louie Gohmert’s Place

June 25, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I gotta tell ya – it’s hard to be the goofiest congressman in Texas.  That ain’t no easy job what with all the competition and whatnot.

For example, Texas Republican Congressman Michael Burgess sleeps very well at night knowing that what I see as a crime against humanity is merely children acting of their own free will.

He said this (and stand back Louie, because these words might explode at any minute).

Michael Burgess (R-Texas) on Monday said that migrant children at a facility in Texas are “free to leave at any time” but don’t because they are receiving good care.

“There’s not a lock on the door,” the lawmaker said while defending the conditions at a facility he visited. “Any child is free to leave at any time. But they don’t and you know why? Because they’re well taken care of and yes at some point they are going to live with family, generally not mother or father but some family member, that’s a good thing.”

He was damn serious. The doors aren’t locked? What the hell is that? Three year olds can just walk out and go get a job?

Burgess, there’s a real special place in hell for you.