Archive for April, 2019

The Texas Four

April 20, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, it’s getting time to get in gear.

The National Republican Congressional Committee has named eight GOP incumbents they feel are in danger of being defeated. They formed a group called – oh, surprise, surprise – the Patriot Program. The purpose of the group is to fundraise to help this group.

Of the 8, four are from Texas.

Y’all, I’m serious about Texas flipping this election.  I told you that we were going to flip my county in ’18 and we did, thanks in no small part to your donations.  That was the largest crack in the Texas GOP stranglehold.

So, they are worried.  Here’s the Republicans in trouble according to their own party.  I think it’s real sweet of the GOP to let us know where their weakest links are.

Rep. Will Hurd (R-TX)

Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick (R-PA)

Rep. Fred Upton (R-MI)

Rep. Don Bacon (R-NE)

Rep. John Katko (R-NY)

Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX)

Rep. Pete Olson (R-TX)

Rep John Carter (R-TX)

Rep. Jaime Herrera Beutler (R-WA)

Rep. Lee Zeldin (R-NY).

Pete Olson is my personal congressvarmint.  That boy is going down this time and we have just the man to do it. (Large parts of the website are down for revisions before the primary.)

Obviously, we need to take more than these 8 seats but these guys are low hanging fruit.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.

Louie Gohmert Has This All Figured Out

April 20, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

He’s on to us, y’all.

Louie Gohmert took it to Fox News to spread his secret undercover highly technical 100% certified truth and justice report to the entire Fox News viewing audience.

Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Texas, said on “The Todd Starnes Show” that Dems’ obsession with the Mueller report exists for good reason: to cover up their own misdeeds.

Said the lawmaker, “As long as the Democrats in their minds … can drag this thing out, and keep throwing rocks at Trump, then the better chance that no Democrats will be going to prison.”

Fox News offers no explanation other than that.  Just that Louie apparently knows about Democrats who need to go to jail. No, seriously, that’s all they’ve got. Except for the news that the Mueller report does not differ much from the Barr summary.

Y’all, they drink too much at Fox News.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Sarah – Sit Down and Shut Up.

April 19, 2019 By: El Jefe Category: Lie

As we’ve already discussed, Sarah Sanders admitted to Robert Mueller that she lied about FBI agents opposing James Comey.  When the press started reporting that, she immediately went on the attack, lying about lying about lying.  She did it again this morning on national television, and frankly I’m sick of her polluting the WH press room.  Nothing she says is remotely true, and even if it was, she can’t be trusted that the bile spewing from her mouth is true or not.

Time for her to go.  #lyingSarah #Sarahsgottogo

 

 

‘Toon World Reacts To Mueller Report

April 19, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Hell Freezes Over

April 19, 2019 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

A Republican group, Republicans for the Rule of Law, is running this ad on FOX NEWS:

In a statement to Newsweek, the group’s executive director, Sarah Longwell, said “It’s clear from the report today that there’s a lot of political interference that was attempted [by Trump]. This is not the end of the Mueller investigation, this is just the beginning. It looks like the Mueller report really is a road map for Congress. And that there was no exoneration, definitely obstruction.”

The group was started in 2017 when Trump threatened to fire Robert Mueller.  It claims to be a group of life-long Republicans “dedicated to defending the institutions of our republic and upholding the rule of law.”

The ad, the group says, is intended to motivate Republican lawmakers to finally begin speaking out against Trump’s lawlessness.  When Republicans begin calling for the rule of law against Trump’s assault on our republic, Hell has truly froze over.

Time To Smile – The Easter Bunny In Texas

April 18, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized