My friend, Thelma, has become fascinated with the whole idea that there’s a Melania Trump double.

Either that or The Stepford Wife wasn’t fiction.

I dunno, there’s some pictures that make me wonder.

And apparently, it’s a thing.

Okay, so I’m thinking that it would be totally cool to have a body double as long as she’ll agree to do the housework.  Hell, she wouldn’t even have to look like me.

Okay, so you kinda gotta wonder where the hell Marco Rubio was when all the electricity was down in Puerto Rico and we could have done something about it.

He’s all over Twitter having hissy fits about the power being down in Venezuela. He blames it all on President Nicolás Maduro, who does seem to have have taken over in a coup coupled with a stolen election. He says Maduro doesn’t care about his people and that he’s ignoring needed repaires to the country’s infrastructure. That sounds kinda familiar.

Yesterday, Marco breathlessly reports.

And he gets a reply …

Marco saw “Germán Dam” under a story and that was all he needed to know, by gawd!

And so … Marco … I understand your outrage over a country having a sham election for president, that president seeing himself as above the law who won’t listen to the will of the people, and, by the way, when was the last time Trump asked for money for infrastructure?

Stay woke, Marco. You know, glass houses and all that.

Our friend Deb T sent these thoughts and I can’t improve on them any —

Every picture of the president taken by a random golfer at mar-a-lago makes him look like he’s barely clinging to life? Don’t get me wrong, we all need safe spaces where we can let our hair down, no matter how orange. But day-um!  (One more thing, if this doesn’t put to rest the whole Biden is too old thing…)

Is he signing them or autographing them?  Please somebody ask him.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Remember when Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots and close personal friends of Donald Trump, got busted at a Miami “massage parlor”?

You’ll be glad to know that the owner of a conglomerate of parlors is Li Yang.  She attended Donald Trump’s Super Bowl Party where he cheered his friend Robert Kraft to victory.

Nineteen days later, Kraft was arrested for spa hanky-panky at one of her spas and Yang was arrested for prostitution and human trafficking.

Yang has her picture taken with most of the men in the Trump family.

Boys will be boys, you know.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up. 

Does anybody else find it distressing that Manafort got 47 months in prison, which is exactly one month less than Trump’s term of office – which is kinda like prison for all the rest of us, except that in Trump prison our cellmate is a dumpster possum and there’s 24 hour live accordion music?

I mean, that just ain’t right.