Archive for January, 2019

Low Life Scum Sucking Dogs

January 02, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, making a PAC pretending to help charities and then targeting old people puts you on the Straight To Hell list, so Kecia Pollock and her husband William better start packing.

 

The two of them formed 4 PACs:

 

 

They raised $1.4 million from these PACs in 2018.  Obviously, that’ll get you a very nice home in Vegas.

And to think, in 2012 they declared bankruptcy.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen.

Here Ya Go

January 02, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Trump’s New Year tweet, and wouldn’t you know? He SCREAMS it.

 

Remember that phrase …

When Democrats take control of the House tomorrow.

When Don, Jr. is the next person indicted.

When the Mueller report comes out.

When Ivanka and Jared do the perp walk.

When his ample butt is hauled out of the White House.

Calm down and enjoy the ride.

Thanks to Don A. for the heads up.

Just What He wanted All Along – To Be Prom Queen

January 01, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So, I thought Lindsey Graham was just screwing with my head when all of a sudden out of the clear the blue he zoomed from being a Trump critic to being Trump’s knight in shining armor.

Just as I was wondering if that cost Trump about the same as landing on Boardwalk with three hotels, Lindsey takes to the airway to explain.

 

 

Access.  That’s all he wanted. He wanted to be taken seriously and go to the White House to have all those good lookin’ military boys snap to attention as he walked by. He just wanted to taste the sweet elixir of power. He didn’t even need to take a bottle home – he just wanted to inhale its bouquet.

He wanted someone – even the scum of presidential disgrace – to pay attention to him.  That’s all it took to blacken his soul and help him contribute to the breaking of America.

He’s gross, y’all, don’t touch him.

 

US Strategic Command Drops the Ball, Literally

January 01, 2019 By: El Jefe Category: Holy Crap

Some genius at US Strategic Command thought it would be funny to tweet a New Year’s greeting yesterday featuring the B-2 bomber that joked about dropping something “much much bigger” than the New Year’s Eve crystal ball in Times Square.  That went over like a fart in a chapel, and the post was taken down, but not before it was snatched by some astute watchers.  Here it is: