Oh, no.  Trump says the response in Puerto Rico to Hurricane Maria was “incredibly successfully.”  I heard it on the teevee using my own ears.

By the way, he also explained what an island is.  He said it was an island and you know that because you can’t drive on a highway there.

Y’all, 3,007 people died and Donald Trump threw paper towels at them, declaring himself the best paper towel thrower ever.

Well, it took them long enough to catch on that Trump is not the greatest president ever on the face of the earth and several other additional planets.

The polls. Oh my, they are not good.

Man, you wonder how long this guy can hold it together.  Already his behavior makes Nixon’s walking around the White House talking to the portraits at night look positively normal.

Y’all, do not worry about Florence. Pat Robertson fixed it.

He tossed a Shield of Protection – a term I suspect he trademarked – around the east coast.  I know a hurricane has an eye but apparently it has an ear, too, and takes commands from Pat Robertson.

“In the name of Jesus, you Hurricane Florence, we speak to you in the name of Jesus, and we command the storm to cease its forward motion and go harmlessly into the Atlantic. Go up north away from land and veer off in the name of Jesus. We declare in the name of the lord that you shall go no farther, you shall do no damage in this area.”

And the hurricane responded, “yes’um.”

Pat assures us that it’s worked against other hurricanes in the past.  He says —

“It’s almost hilarious to see them try,” he said. “They try to get in and they can’t, and then they go north and they turn around, try to come back in. They can’t do it.”

Well, you can’t argue with success.

Thanks to Carl for the heads up.

Trump was as somber and thoughtful as usual this morning.

Get the hell outta there.

Man, that sucker scares me and I’ve lived through some gawd-awful ones.

And I pray that Donald Trump doesn’t come and throw paper towels at you.