Okay, so you know all those Non Disclosure Agreements that Trump had everybody within ten feet of him sign?

Come to find out, they probably ain’t worth diddle squat.

And remember how Trump said he hires only the best people?

Well, come to find out, the NDA was kicked out over a suit filed by a former employee acting pro se in court. You know, someone with no court experience beat all Trump’s lawyers.

Oh, sweet karma.

Denson is suing the Trump campaign in state court for $25 million, alleging she was subjected to “severe and pervasive slander, aggravated harassment, attempted theft, cyberbullying, and sexual discrimination and harassment” by her former supervisor, Camilo Sandoval, and other campaign staffers after she received a promotion to “mobilize the campaign’s Hispanic engagement effort” in September 2016. The Trump campaign and Sandoval, who is currently the acting chief information officer of the Department of Veterans Affairs, did not respond to requests for comment on this story.

Can you imagine what would happen in one damn day if all the people who have ever worked for Trump were released from their NDA’s?  We’d have to hold that sucker in a football stadium.

By the way, if you lose against a pro se non lawyer in court, they laugh at you over at the lawyer’s club.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Here we are in Orlando with Goofy and 59 year old physician Jeffrey Epstein.

Dr. Epstein, a white guy, throws a walleyed snot nosed hissy damn fit in the airport with all manner of cussing a blue streak and carrying on for no apparent reason whatsoever.  And this was at 6:00 in the morning.

You can see the video here.

But, here’s the weird part – while being wrestled to the ground by airport security, the doctor shouts –

[He] shouted out that he was, “not resisting, you are treating me like a f—ing black person!”

After the arrest, a baggie of marijuana was found on Epstein, arresting officer Christopher Chaplin, reported.

So the next day, the doctor has come up with an excuse.  Get this.  Even though he is a Trump supporter, he says he had a reason.

After complaining of chest pains when he was taken into custody, Epstein was taken to an area hospital by ambulance, according to the arrest report. En route, he allegedly told an accompanying officer that he “created a very big disturbance and I did it on purpose,” according to the police report.

And why would he do that?

He wanted to make a large and loud statement about how the police treat black people.

“I’m a Trump guy,” Epstein told WESH. “But until the police fix this problem, I don’t blame black people for being upset when they get arrested.”

Dude, you’re not black.

Thanks to Bryan  for the heads up.

The New York Times is announcing that Steve Bannon is back and has formed a new group to save Trump and Republicans in the mid term elections.

The group, Citizens of the American Republic, is Mr. Bannon’s new vehicle after he was pushed out of the White House last summer and then parted ways with the conservative website Breitbart.

Mr. Bannon declined to describe his donors or how much money the group has raised.

Well, let’s guess.

Russians?  Probably. His former money bags was Rebekah Mercer but she says she has no role in this effort. The Kochs don’t like Bannon.

There’s one other possibility. The New York Post (I know, I know) reports that Bannon paid a visit to Jeffrey Epstein last week at 7 am.  Bannon doesn’t strike me as the kind of guy who gets up at 7am unless there’s something for him in it.

Steve Bannon shared a secret meeting with reviled billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein at the financier’s notorious Upper East Side mansion.

Former White House chief strategist Bannon was spotted stepping out of his SUV and entering the registered sex offender’s sprawling 21,000-square-foot mansion at 9 E. 71st St. shortly before 7 a.m. Wednesday.

I’m real sorry that I looked under that rock.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

I want to tell y’all a story.

Omarosa claims that Trump eats paper.  She saw him did do it.

I was relieved to hear this. I have often referred to the Trump administration as a goat rodeo and now I have verifiable proof of that.

There used to be a goat who got elected mayor of Lajitas, Texas.  Lajitas is near the Big Bend. His name was Clay Henry and legend has it that he won the election because his only opponent was some guy from Houston.  Lajitas is in far west Texas and back in the early 90’s they had a 9 hole golf course that was partially in America and partially in Mexico.  They called it the Lajitas International Golf Course and Resort. Except there wasn’t any resort. To say it was a little rough is like saying New York City is a little big.

Anyway, the goat’s name was Clay Henry and he was the mayor of Lajitas. There was a saloon where you could buy a longneck and give it to Clay Henry.  You just stuck out the bottle and Clay Henry would take it from you and guzzle it.  Damnest thing you’ve ever seen and it delighted the little kids who stood in line to give Clay Henry a beer. It is said that Clay Henry didn’t drink any more than any other West Texas mayor and they are more than likely right. I’m speaking from first hand experience about all this.

Clay Henry, who is now referred to as Texas’ only Beer Drinking Dead Goat, met his end at the head butting of his son, Clay Henry II.

I’m just saying, we should be so lucky with Trump.

Trump sits down with the Wall Street Journal in an “impromptu” meeting at the White House and makes me crazy.

First he says that his tariffs will help the American Steelworkers in the long run.  Well, that’s a guess.  Right now the tariffs are killing steel.  But, I kinda suspect that Trump has been told that steel has something to do with the Russia inquiry so it has to go, too.

Next, he covers his secret plan to win the midterms. He says Republicans will win.

“As long as I can get out and campaign, I think they’re going to win, I really do. It’s a lot of work for me. I have to make 50 stops, it’s a lot. So, there aren’t a lot of people that can do that, physically. Fortunately, I have no problem with that.”

Hold back there, Dumpy, you can’t walk a damn golf course.

And then get this.  Asked if his The Big Hoopla Tour might energize Democrats, Trump responds.

“It may. But it energizes my people much more than it energizes them. I think the Democrats give up when I turn out. If you want to know the truth, I don’t think it energizes them. I think it de-energizes them. I think they give up when I turn out.”

Yeah, he saps the precious bodily fluids right out of us.

Damn, maybe we should make English the official language.

So Republican Bekah Halat is running for the Alaska State Senate.

Bekah is damn mess.

Halat and her husband, Jarek Halat, were charged last week with one count of felony theft for allegedly collecting more than $10,000 in food stamps that they shouldn’t have qualified for. They also face one misdemeanor charge for misleading a public servant.

Yeah, they were both working, living in a $280,000 house and paying a $2,000 a month mortgage, but they really needed that extra $662. a month for food. So, they lied about their income.

I expect Republicans to steal.  Hell, that’s almost something they list with pride on their campaign materials for the primary.

But, the Republican behavior is what I find amusing.  Halat blamed her opponent for her theft.  She claimed the criminal charges (which say she admitted to being dishonest and asked to repay the food stamps) were “false allegations from those trying to steal the election.”

“People have learned a lot about me, but there’s a lot more they have to learn if they think I’m going to just curl up in a ball and let someone else represent me and my district through attacking my family.”

Shuddup.  Just shuddup.

Thanks to slipstream for the heads up.