Remember back in January when the Dallas Republican Party filed suit to have all 128 Democrats removed from the November ticket because the county chair did not sign their applications for office even when that’s not required?

And remember when Glen Maxey told them that were wrong, wrong, wrong?

Well, they were.

JUDGE DISMISSES DALLAS COUNTY REPUBLICAN PARTY’S FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT TO REMOVE DALLAS COUNTY DEMOCRATS FROM BALLOT

Dallas, TX – Judge Eric Moyé of the 14th Civil District Court has dismissed the Dallas County Republican Party’s frivolous lawsuit to remove over eighty Democratic candidates, most of whom are minorities, from the 2018 general election ballot in Dallas County.

The case was dismissed and now Dallas Republicans have to stand for election in an terribly unfair playing field because they have actual opponents.

Have a drink on me tonight.

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I figured y’all would be worried.

Mike Pompeo may be the first Secretary of State nominee to go down in committee.

Don’t get too excited.

The full senate will vote next week and he’ll win because of Heidi Heitkamp, Joe Donnelly, and Joe Manchin, three Democrats who are obviously looking forward to watch the world go up in flames.

In the second ring of this circus, Republicans are threatening Joe, Joe, and Heidi that if they vote No, they will “face the consequences.”  Who the hell believes that crap, you little weak kneed wimps?  They are coming after you no matter what you do and no matter how much you whimper and beg.  And you know what the irony is, they will call you weak.  Because you are.

If one of these senators is yours, call them and let them know The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. says they are cowards, and we will all face the consequences of that.

What the hell kind of people are we?

We dumped a 23 year old Dreamer with traumatic brain injury from childhood at the Mexican border where he had no one to meet him and promptly got beat up.  He has lived in the United States since he was 9 years old.

We have far too many ICE agents if this is what they are doing.

DACA status is not handed out like candy.  If you’ve never seen what it is before, take a look here.

We made a deal with these kids when we took their paperwork and their $495.  We made a deal.

And then we became Trump bullies, afflicting the afflicted and comforting the comfortable.

Bring Juan Montez home.

When Trump said he would hire “all the best people,” he neglected to say what they would be best at.

Apparently, unknown to us, John Bolton was the best at … Muslim bashing.

John Bolton, President Donald Trump’s new national security adviser, chaired a nonprofit that has promoted misleading and false anti-Muslim news, some of which was amplified by a Russian troll factory, an NBC News review found.

From 2013 until last month, Bolton was chairman of the Gatestone Institute, a New York-based advocacy group that warns of a looming “jihadist takeover” of Europe leading to a “Great White Death.”

See, as promised, he’s really, really good at stuff.

Shawnee, Kansas, Where guns don’t shoot your penis off, people have a do-it-yourself kit.

Yeah, some unnamed man was being a badass when the gun in his pocket took care of that.

Police were called to an apartment in the Fox Run apartments, 10300 block of West 77th Street, just after 12:10 a.m.

Johnson County Med-Act transported the man to an area trauma center reporting he had shot his penis.

The man’s injury was described as serious, but not immediately life-threatening.

Sgt. Wilburn said police are still investigating exactly what happened and where it happened. The man did not tell police much about the incident.

Yeah, I suspect that after, “I shot myself in the winkie,” there’s just not much else to say.

Thanks to Jan for the heads up.