Archive for April, 2018

Because He Can Blend Right Into The Crowd Of Crazy Republicans In Texas

April 06, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Meet Benjamin Sparks, big name Republican political consultant and, of course, sex pervert because the sex pervert is part is required to be a big name Republican political consultant.

Sparks made his fiancé sign a contract that pretty much made her a sex slave.

Sparks had his fiance sign a five page contract in which she agreed to be his “slave and property,” shortly after they started dating last November.

She had to be nakkid all the time, bow down to him, and a bunch of other stuff that Momma don’t need to know about.

But then he crossed the line by demanding she have sex with other men while she was bound and gagged. Yeah, there was a line.

So, a fight ensues.

Benjamin Sparks evaded police after they were called to his residence on March 29 following a domestic dispute. The fight allegedly started because Sparks’ ex-fiancee, a 46-year-old woman, refused to comply with his demand that she have sex with other men in front of him, the ex-fiancee told the Review-Journal.

Sparks, who has done political work for Mitt Romney and Scott Walker, is said to have fled to Texas and is in hiding here.  He’ll blend into the Republican crowd.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Friday Toons

April 06, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Oh Hell No

April 05, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Trump wants Scott Pruitt for Attorney General.

Oh hell no.

Meanwhile, Pruitt wants bright lights and lotsa noise.  Check this out.

We passed swamp three months ago, we’re at the Black Lagoon at this point.

Thanks to Kary and SGray for the heads up.

The Bombing Baptist

April 05, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so a guy in Wisconsin died when he blew himself up in his apartment.

Benjamin Morrow blew himself up and destroyed his entire apartment complex (nobody else was hurt, but they did lose their homes) while he was making bombs.  To kill people.

A newly uncovered search warrant for electronic records says that Morrow had documents “concerning white supremacy groups.” He also had two rifles, a scope, a handgun, hundreds of rounds of ammunition and a bullet-proof helmet and vest.

And while he was making these bomb, he blew himself up.  Way to go, Lady Karma.

Here’s his loving obituary …

Benjamin Douglas Morrow, age 28, went home to his Heavenly Father on March 5, 2018. Ben was born in Cedar Rapids, IA on March 13, 1989 to Donald and Grace Morrow. He accepted Jesus as his personal Saviour at the age of four-and-a-half, and was baptized at Victory Baptist Church in Appleton, WI a few years later. Ben graduated from Morrow Home School in 2007, and from Pensacola Christian College, Pensacola, FL in May 2013.

He was a Baptist.

Honey, I happen to know some four-and-a-half year olds.  They would accept Wile E. Coyote as their personal savior if I promised there would be ice cream afterwards.

I hope Mr. Morrow’s Heavenly Father slapped the crap outta him.

Yeah, I’m mean.

Thanks to Sarah for the heads up.

Well, He Milked That Cow Dry

April 05, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Don Black is a former Ku Klux Klan member and convicted felon, which makes him uniquely qualified to run a neo-nazi website called Stormfront.

Into the ground. He ran it into the ground.

Stormfront has seen its influence wane as younger “alt-right” white supremacists gravitate toward sites such as the Daily Stormer, the Right Stuff and social media platforms, but Black’s site still remains popular with older racists.

Black’s wife Chloe had been paying the site’s bills in recent years and “working full time past retirement age to help support this site,” one user wrote this week.

Now you have to pay $5 a month to use the site. Old racists are gonna have trouble paying that since Trump’s tax cuts are hurting social security.  However, I am certain that they will be willing to suffer just to make black people suffer, too.

Oh good Lord, y’all, they have a senior citizen racist group.  Ponder on the for a minute.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.

What A Unique Way To Get Famous

April 05, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Robert Mercer is a cringe name to start with.  It would be hard to find another man who has done so much evil with his money.

But this one takes the cake.  Open Secrets has dug deep enough to discover that Mercer backed a secretive groups that worked with Facebook and Google to target anti-Muslim ads at swing voters.

And these ads were grotesque.

As the final weeks of the 2016 elections ticked down, voters in swing states like Nevada and North Carolina began seeing eerie promotional travel ads as they scrolled through their Facebook feeds or clicked through Google sites.

In one, a woman with a French accent cheerfully welcomes visitors to the “Islamic State of France,” where “under Sharia law,  you can enjoy everything the Islamic State of France has to offer, as long as you follow the rules.”

Others featured beheadings, brown children with assault rifles, and other “be afraid messages.

Mercer and his friends went to all kinds of trouble trying to hide it, but Open Secrets tracked them down.

It’s a good read.