Look, Roger Stone ain’t glued together all that well to begin with, but add some poison and you get … well, fun.  At least Anderson Cooper did.

Cooper hammered Stone about the alleged poisoning, which Stone has been speaking about on InfoWars for over a year. He initially insisted that it was the fault of the intelligence community. Friday he said it was someone trying to make it look like Russians.

Cooper asked for some proof and Stone picked up on the challenge by offering this dead solid perfect absolute proof:

“My doctor believes I was poisoned,” he told Cooper.

Well, there ya have it.  Case Closed.

As Deb T says, Stone is so crazy he makes Louie Gohmert look sane. He’s so unlikable that Ted Cruz wouldn’t play with him if you tied a can of Campbell’s soup around his neck.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

Blake Farenthold resigned today.  In the news dump.  Where he belongs.

More when I get to a computer.

Just three days ago, I told you that I was right proud of Rick Perry because the rest of Trump’s crooked, immoral, self-serving, lying cabinet members make Perry, for the first time in his life, look good.

Three damn days ago.

Oops.

Perry has been doing favors for donors with your government and your money.

Look, he’ll never be the head alligator in the swamp, but he stinks just the same and he’s slimy, too.

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.

Meet Benjamin Sparks, big name Republican political consultant and, of course, sex pervert because the sex pervert is part is required to be a big name Republican political consultant.

Sparks made his fiancé sign a contract that pretty much made her a sex slave.

Sparks had his fiance sign a five page contract in which she agreed to be his “slave and property,” shortly after they started dating last November.

She had to be nakkid all the time, bow down to him, and a bunch of other stuff that Momma don’t need to know about.

But then he crossed the line by demanding she have sex with other men while she was bound and gagged. Yeah, there was a line.

So, a fight ensues.

Benjamin Sparks evaded police after they were called to his residence on March 29 following a domestic dispute. The fight allegedly started because Sparks’ ex-fiancee, a 46-year-old woman, refused to comply with his demand that she have sex with other men in front of him, the ex-fiancee told the Review-Journal.

Sparks, who has done political work for Mitt Romney and Scott Walker, is said to have fled to Texas and is in hiding here.  He’ll blend into the Republican crowd.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Trump wants Scott Pruitt for Attorney General.

Oh hell no.

Meanwhile, Pruitt wants bright lights and lotsa noise.  Check this out.

We passed swamp three months ago, we’re at the Black Lagoon at this point.

Thanks to Kary and SGray for the heads up.

Okay, so a guy in Wisconsin died when he blew himself up in his apartment.

Benjamin Morrow blew himself up and destroyed his entire apartment complex (nobody else was hurt, but they did lose their homes) while he was making bombs.  To kill people.

A newly uncovered search warrant for electronic records says that Morrow had documents “concerning white supremacy groups.” He also had two rifles, a scope, a handgun, hundreds of rounds of ammunition and a bullet-proof helmet and vest.

And while he was making these bomb, he blew himself up.  Way to go, Lady Karma.

Here’s his loving obituary …

Benjamin Douglas Morrow, age 28, went home to his Heavenly Father on March 5, 2018. Ben was born in Cedar Rapids, IA on March 13, 1989 to Donald and Grace Morrow. He accepted Jesus as his personal Saviour at the age of four-and-a-half, and was baptized at Victory Baptist Church in Appleton, WI a few years later. Ben graduated from Morrow Home School in 2007, and from Pensacola Christian College, Pensacola, FL in May 2013.

He was a Baptist.

Honey, I happen to know some four-and-a-half year olds.  They would accept Wile E. Coyote as their personal savior if I promised there would be ice cream afterwards.

I hope Mr. Morrow’s Heavenly Father slapped the crap outta him.

Yeah, I’m mean.

Thanks to Sarah for the heads up.