The Washington Post.  I did not want you to miss this.

The emailed response from the Guggenheim’s chief curator to the White House was polite but firm: The museum could not accommodate a request to “borrow” a painting by Vincent Van Gogh for President and Melania Trump’s private living quarters.

Instead, wrote the curator, Nancy Spector, another piece was available, one that was nothing like “Landscape With Snow,” the 1888 Van Gogh rendering of a man in a black hat walking along a path in Arles, France, with his dog.

The curator’s alternative: an 18-karat, fully functioning, solid gold toilet — an interactive work titled “America” that critics have described as pointed satire aimed at the excess of wealth in this country.

No word yet on whether or not Trump already has one.

Yes, the Guggenheim has loaned art to the White House before.  However, it was for the oval office or public areas.

Thanks to Chloe Bear for the heads up.

Claude Taylor, of Twitter Fame, has designed two new billboards for Texas.

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Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

Characters in order of appearance:

Bob Murray –  chief executive officer of Murray Energy Corporation, a mining corporation based in St. Clairsville, Ohio. He is one of the largest independent operators of coal mines in the United States.

Donald Trump – supposed president.

Rick Perry – supposed college graduate.

FERC – Federal Energy Regulatory Commission

Action:

Bob Murray: Mr. President, here’s my four-page action plan to have American consumers subsidize my failing company by having the FERC require utilities to buy a three month supply of coal under the guise of ensuring the reliability of the electric grid.

Trump: Why thank you Bob.  You should give this to DOE Secretary Rick Perry. He’s an expert on the electric grid because they have electricity in the Governor’s Mansion in Texas.  Give him a call – I’ll encourage him to take the meeting with you.

March 29, 2017 –  Bob Murray meets with DOE Secretary Rick Perry.

Bob Murray: Mr. President it’s been months since I met with Secretary Perry and he hasn’t acted on my four-page action plan.

Trump: These things take time Bob.  Why don’t you try contacting some outside groups that are trying to build public support for the coal industry?  Some of my former campaign staffers are working with a group called America First Action.

Bob Murray: Thanks Mr. President, I’ll call them.

August 8th, 2017 – MURRAY ENERGY CORPORATION donates  $1,000,000.00 to America First Action

September 29, 2017 – DOE Secretary Rick Perry submits Murray’s action plan to FERC.

January 8, 2018 – FERC unanimously rejects Perry’s action plan.

The Federal Energy Regulatory Commission on Monday unanimously rejected a proposal by Energy Secretary Rick Perry that would have propped up nuclear and coal power plants struggling in competitive electricity markets.

The independent five-member commission includes four people appointed by President Trump, three of them Republicans. Its decision is binding.

Trump: What?  All I did was ask Perry to take a meeting with Murray.  I never pressured him to do anything about it and I never pressured the FERC to approve it either.  Don McGahn says that’s not a bribe after McDonnell v. United States.  I love Donny – he’s my new Roy Cohen!

Trump to FERC appointees:  Can you believe that schmuck!?!?  He actually thought we’d do it!  What an idiot!  A million bucks!  I used to have to go all the way to fucking Batumi to endorse a fake Trump Tower project to make a million bucks.

Yeah, this presidency thing is a great scam – much easier than selling condos to Russian oligarchs for twice the fair market value so they can get their money out of Russia.

Heh, heh, heh.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen.

Yeah, there’s a Republican by the name of Courtland Sykes running for the United States senate in Missouri.

He was asked if he supports women’s rights.  Of course he does, with a few minor adjustments.

“I want to come home to a home cooked dinner every night at six,” Sykes said, referring to demands he makes of his girlfriend. “One that she fixes and one that I expect one day to have daughters learn to fix after they become traditional homemakers and family wives.”

He says that feminists have “snake filled heads”.  That’s certainly phallic of him.

The candidate said that he hoped his daughters do not grow up to be “career obsessed banshees who forgo home life and children and the happiness of family to become nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she devils who shriek from the top of a thousand tall buildings they are [SIC] think they could have leaped in a single bound — had men not been ‘suppressing them.’ It’s just nuts.”

I don’t think monophobic means what he thinks it means.

But, in the end, he thinks there’s nothing to worry about.

“But good news,” he concluded. “They’re finished. Ask Hillary.”

Instead, I think I’ll ask Clair McCaskill what she’s cooking for dinner tonight.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.

The New York Times, the True News, reports that Ty Cobb, the White House lawyer leading the response to the Russia investigation, said that President Trump “was speaking hurriedly and intended only to say that he was willing to meet” with special counsel Robert Mueller and not necessarily be interviewed under oath.

Speaking “hurriedly.” Is anybody keeping a list of the euphemisms being used for “Damn Crazy Guy” when his staff is walking back what Trump says.

The best part? Cobb said …

 “He’s ready to meet with them, but he’ll be guided by the advice of his personal counsel.”

Damn. Is Cobb trying to tell us that Trump is guided by anything?  Anything at all?

Cobb, a Denver corporate attorney, describes himself thusly, “I have rocks in my head and steel balls.”  Well, the rocks are winning.