While we are waiting for any one of the scenarios where Trump gets dumped (see El Jefe below), I have a little entertainment for you.

It appears that Republicans are mean sumbitches.

A 59 year old man who lives right outside San Antonio has taken an unbridled dislike of Texas Senator Ted Cruz to epic levels.

James Amos Headley is a big Donald Trump supporter, so he called Ted and left a helpful voicemail message on his office phone.

Pretty soon you’re gonna be runnin for your life, just hope your family is not with ya because I’m not gonna insult them, I’m gonna kill them, right after I shoot you right in front of them…” court documents quote Headley as saying in a July 11 voicemail left at the official’s office at the U.S. Capitol.

You know that’s from a Texas Republican because even their voicemail has bad punctuation.

Healey has been arrested and put in jail.  When he gets out, somebody needs to let him know that if he gets an itch to shoot something, squirrel hunting is legal in Texas and you can hardly tell the difference between Ted and a squirrel.

Thanks to Sue for the heads up.

From Jennifer Rubin, one of the Washington Post’s conservative opinion writers – She outlines five scenarios, all very possible – all of which end in Trump’s removal or resignation.  In all scenarios, the GOP pays the price for pandering to Trump, allowing him to be nominated, and supporting him before and after election.  Interesting reading.

Okay, I listened to the new White House communications director.  I will admit that my standards were high, considering Sean Spicer setting the bar and all.  But …

I was listening closely and was pretty sure that the guy was lip-syncing Trump using Bluetooth or some damn thing.  But I was unable to see if Trump was hiding behind the podium with his hand up this guy’s butt. That means we’re just going to have to go with my gut instinct – yes, yes he was.

I know two things about this guy: he’s a businessman and he loves those guys.  Apparently, all those guys.

This will not turn out well.

Well, I’m not saying that all Republicans are perverts, but it looks like all perverts are Republicans.

A Kentucky Republican Party county chairman has resigned after he was arrested in Tennessee on charges of indecent exposure and resisting arrest in a department store, the GOP and police said.

David Narramore, 54, of Whitesburg was arrested Saturday night in a Belk department store in Kingsport, Tenn., according to police there.

A store employee told officers that he was in a bathroom stall next to Narramore when Narramore began rubbing his foot against the employee’s. Narramore then exposed himself to the employee, according to police.

He resisted arrest and was razed, which he enjoyed profoundly.

You’re not going to believe this but the county he represents is the Letcher County Republican Party.  I’m not jacking with you.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

If you’re keeping score at home —

Sean Spicer is out.  He resigned.  SNL will be so sad.

Trump legal team spokesman Mark Corallo resigned. He had some dignity remaining and wanted to keep it.

Next up: Will Baron Trump resign sonship?

Here ya go.

• The Washington Post claims President Trump asked advisers about how to pardon himself, his family and his businesses on Thursday
• Separately, he has asked his lawyers to dig up dirt on former FBI Director Robert Mueller in an effort to discredit his Russia investigation, it was claimed
• At the same time, Mark Corallo, the spokesman from his legal team resigned
• Corallo did not want to publicly criticize Mueller as instructed, sources said
• Trump ordered a reshuffle of the team late on Thursday night as a result
• His long-serving personal lawyer Marc Kasowitz will see his responsibilities reduced as a result, it was claimed

Here’s where we are.  Republican Senator Bob Corker said, “Things are starting to feel incoherent.”

Starting?  Starting?  Hell, Senator, we passed incoherent three months ago. We’re at fully discombobulated with some damn whipped cream on top.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.