Oh, y’all, this is so sweet of them.

Deutsche Bank has agreed to hand over records of its financial dealings with President Donald Trump after months of stalling and insistence that the records are confidential and privileged information.

Everybody send them a thank you note, okay?  Deutsche Bank has loaned Trump over a billion dollars even when no one else would.

In response to inquiries by Congressional Democrats, initially Deutsche Bank balked, citing privacy laws. However, on Wednesday the company agreed to comply with investigators.

Yeah, because, you know, organized crime is illegal all over the place.

And it appears that the only person at Fox News who still supports Trump is Sean Hannity.  All the rest of them have had about a gallon too much of him already.

Hey, even OJ had a better day than Donald Trump.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up. 

Miami, Florida.  Get off my lawn!

On Wednesday, Florida resident Jorge Jove clearly couldn’t stomach the sight of an AT&T work truck parked out front of his house. Naturally, police say, he retrieved a revolver and started shooting out the tires and engine.

Seriously.  A very brave AT&T person filmed the whole thing as Jove pulled the trigger at least 18 times, reloading as he went.  There were two trucks and apparently they deserved it.

Lord, I love You Tube.

Some poor guy was stuck up in the basket.

I love the AT&T worker trying to explain to the 911 operator what is happening.

I’ll betcha this guy owns a Trump hat.

Thanks to Mark in Austin for the heads up.

Okay, so yesterday Donald Trump set a red line for Robert Mueller – don’t investigate my personal finances.

Mueller replies.

As part of their investigation, Mueller’s team has issued subpoenas to banks and filed requests for bank records to foreign lenders under mutual legal assistance treaties, according to two of the people familiar with the matter.

Trump’s personal finances are like a bushel basket of used wire coat hangers. And the name printed on the basket is Russia.

Everybody start saving your money because if Trump fires Mueller, we are all going to Washington DeeCee to pitch a snot-nosed hissy fit.  I’m serious.

For about 3 seconds, I cheered when I saw this —

And then I snapped back to where I am.  Oh hell no.

Oh hell no.

I do not want Jeff Sessions as attorney general.  However, I am temporarily please that someone, even a sniveling racist, stood up to Trump.

This is the United Damn States of America.  A president does not tell a special prosecutor what he can investigate.

Well, ain’t that some prissy on a croissant?

Her name is Ashley Smith.  She’s transgender.

The Governor doesn’t know that, nor does he even suspect it.

So, who will stop her from entering the women’s restroom?

Ashley, you go girl!