Momma, do not click this link.

Listen to me, Momma, do NOT click it.

Everybody, click away.  It’s Dirty but it’s funny.

Or for the clean minded among you, there’s this.

In case you’re wondering where I have been all day, I got a better invitation.

We went to the zoo to see the an-mals.

Taken as Rick Perry was sworn into office as Energy Secretary.  Ted Cruz and Rick are suddenly best friends again. Either that or Rick is trying to make out with him.

Yeah, but it doesn’t have Obama’s name on it so it’s totally worth every penny.

By the way, this is also their fix for Social Security and Medicare – killing you before you reach 65.

I’m just gonna leave this right here.

Remember when Sean Spicer go real agitated and showed a display of Obamacare vs. TrumpDon’tCare?

And his contention was that it HAS to be better because it’s simpler and smaller?

Yeah, Sean, that line won’t work with your winkie either.

If you want to make some money, they’re taking bets now.

I guess the real professionals think his odds of finishing his term are only about 50/50.

And the Nobel Peace Prize ain’t even on the plate.