Archive for December, 2016

Hummm …. Did Someone Say 911

December 12, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Russian hacks are kinda a big deal.

The former acting director of the CIA said Sunday that Russia’s interference in the 2016 elections constituted a significant attack on the United States, calling it “the political equivalent of 9/11.”

Okay, but since there’s a Republican in office for a 911-like event, instead of responding Russian hacking, we block Canada’s email?

Here’s how you know they have a smoking gun:

On Monday, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) said he supports an investigation into the hacking, adding that it “defies belief that somehow Republicans in the Senate are reluctant to either review Russian tactics or ignore them.”

Oh dear, do they have a picture of Steve Bannon sitting on top of Russian computers?  If not, I know a guy who can make one.

 

Trump’s Battle Plan

December 12, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

churchill-trump

Thanks to Warren for the heads up!

Would Somebody Please Embroidery This Quote On A Little Couch Pillow For Me?

December 12, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Here ya go

“There is not just smoke here. There is a blazing 10-alarm fire, the sirens are wailing, the Russians provided the lighter fluid, and Trump is standing half-burnt and holding a match.

Glenn Carle, retired CIA officer and interrogator.

And you can quote me on that.

 

And In Other News, China Isn’t Very Happy

December 12, 2016 By: El Jefe Category: China, Trump

We all know the story about Cheeto Jesus provoking the Chinese (just for the hell of it) by breaking 40 years of diplomatic status quo by speaking directly with the president of Taiwan.  Yesterday, on Fox News Sunday, he doubled down saying,

I fully understand the ‘one China’ policy, but I don’t know why we have to be bound by a ‘one China’ policy unless we make a deal with China having to do with other things, including trade.

China has said that the One China policy is “bedrock”.  Oh, and there’s this – China, for the first time in 18 months, flew one of their nuclear capable bombers over disputed waters in the South China Sea to warn CJ that they’re serious.

In the meantime, CJ says he doesn’t need a daily intelligence briefing.  God help us.

Tillerson? Not So Fast.

December 12, 2016 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

Insiders at Politico are reporting this morning that the Tillerson nomination is already in serious trouble mainly due to his ties with Vladimir Putin as we discussed this weekend.  Marco Rubio is apparently begging the Cheeto transition team for another body, and bipartisan resistance to the nomination is rising.  It seems that all this attention on CJ’s ties (and other members of the inner circle’s) ties to the Russian despot is finally starting to get traction.  McCain has even issued a statement questioning the wisdom of this nomination.

I know, I know, let’s not get our hopes up.

But If He’s Having Sex, Make That A Minute and a Half

December 11, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so Donald Trump is taking Daily Intelligence Briefings only once a week, which kinda makes the Daily part subject to whim.

The reason?

“You know, I’m, like, a smart person,” he said. “I don’t have to be told the same thing in the same words every single day for the next eight years.”

Wait.  He thinks the intelligence briefing is something that helps his general intelligence?  You know, like explaining Newton’s Laws or the water symbolism in “The Rime of the Ancient Mariner”?

What I think: He doesn’t understand a damn word they are saying.

But, he has a failsafe.

He added that he had instructed the officials who give the briefing: “‘If something should change from this point, immediately call me. I’m available on a one-minute’s notice.’”

That’s how long his attention span is – one minute.

Just so you know.