Former Governor for Life and seriously devoted dumbass, Rick Perry, has been named by Cheeto Jesus as Energy Secretary. That’s right, sports fans, Rootin’ Tootin Rick has your energy future in his hands.  We’ve clearly fallen down the Rabbit Hole to Teabaggin’ Screwball Hell. If it wasn’t true, it would be a great fantasy novel.

Jesus save us.

It’s a conflict, so he’s postponing to January, which is a conflict.

Russian hacks are kinda a big deal.

The former acting director of the CIA said Sunday that Russia’s interference in the 2016 elections constituted a significant attack on the United States, calling it “the political equivalent of 9/11.”

Okay, but since there’s a Republican in office for a 911-like event, instead of responding Russian hacking, we block Canada’s email?

Here’s how you know they have a smoking gun:

On Monday, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) said he supports an investigation into the hacking, adding that it “defies belief that somehow Republicans in the Senate are reluctant to either review Russian tactics or ignore them.”

Oh dear, do they have a picture of Steve Bannon sitting on top of Russian computers?  If not, I know a guy who can make one.

Thanks to Warren for the heads up!

Here ya go —

“There is not just smoke here. There is a blazing 10-alarm fire, the sirens are wailing, the Russians provided the lighter fluid, and Trump is standing half-burnt and holding a match.

Glenn Carle, retired CIA officer and interrogator.

And you can quote me on that.