Here ya go.  Tim Kaine wasn’t my first pick, but he is tonight.

Chat it up.

Senator Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire first says she thinks Donald Trump is a good role model for kids.

Then the next morning she wakes up with Miss Spoken.

I do not even know who this Miss Spoken woman is.  My best guess is that she’s a little fairy who comes to fix things when you lie or say something dumber than bean dip.

I just wish she’d find a better class of people to grant wishes to.

As most of you know, Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen sleeps with one eye open watching to big money boys organizing at the Federal Elections Commission.

He found us a fun one.

Come to find out, the treasurer of this PAC is the president and CEO of Angry Otter Productions, LLC, an independent film company, with a whole lot of job openings.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

My friend Pam called me this morning expressing fear that Donald is now following script because he talked about how much business acumen he has.  But, he pronounced it a-cumin.  Long a, and then the spice we add to chili.

It’s a word he’s never heard before.

Let me just add this hint: if you can’t pronounce it, you can’t be it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekEKVD0ISJE

No wonder he doesn’t stay on script.  He can’t pronounce the big words.

Thanks to Sweet Pam for the heads up.

Okay, so we have Donald Trump, who should be the equipment manager for insanity as a lifestyle.

Then we have Julian Assange, the founder of wikileaks, who should just admit that he’s Donald Trump without money.

I would like to offer proof.

Trump’s people have spent a week living for today.  They just knew that Assange was going to release a “bombshell” on Clinton in the wee hours of the morning that was going to make up for Trump having the self-made worst week in the history of anybody running for office.

Old conservative white men really shouldn’t get that excited without a crash cart standing by.

So Assange makes the gathered press wait two hours (sound familiar?) before he walks out and drops his bombshell: he has a new book and he wants you to buy it.

This come straight from Breitbart soaring on the wings of broken hearts:

The press got played once again by men who whose egos thrive by shouting FIRE! in a crowded theater.

I am so torn with wanting this to be over but being flabbergasted by it all the same.

Okay, it can be over.  I’m fine with that.

I live in Fort Bend County, Texas.  Most experts are pretty sure that this is the year Fort Bend will flip Democratic.  I think local Republicans agree with that because this is the weakest slate of candidates they’ve put up in three decades.

The Fort Bend Herald, a family newspaper who has not had a female or a minority on its editorial board since ducks started going barefoot, probably will be the only newspaper in American to endorse Donald Trump.  I can’t give you a link to the newspaper because they charge ten times what the New York Times charges to view their stories online.  So, I’m just going to steal one on the front page.  They can sue me.  My lawyer is better than their’s.

The Republican County Chair molts twice a year, but it’s great having the extra eggs.

Okay, the Republican county chair has caught whatever it is that Gary Johnson has because there have been bunches of debates, some as recently as 4 years ago.

Democrats have incumbents, too.  They’ll debate.

My theory is that Mr. Republican Gibson saw the Trump / Clinton debate and wasn’t willing to take a chance considering that his two non-incumbent candidate are the most vulnerable.

Plus, then nobody can ask the Republican Party Chairman why at last report, his party is $23,000 in debt.  The FEC says you can’t do that.  That’s not allowed.  They did it anyway.

And to be fair, even the Fort Bend Herald said that debates are good for democracy and they disagreed with the Republican Party Chairman.  For the first damn time in history.

If you see Mike, tell him I said he’s earned the title of The Coward of the County and I know what the failed former Rosenberg Mayor is scared of.