I gotta admit that I was kinda startled when I read this headline.

Gosh, I hope they wait until he dies.

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He’s nuts.

Honey, he thought Ghost Busters and Men in Black were documentaries.

I found Alex years and years ago. He used to be on shortwave radio with all the survivalists and home schoolers, but the internet pushed him to fame and glory.

He is always being told stuff by higher-ups and insiders.  This time the higher ups tell him that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are literally the devil.  This is new information.  Last I heard him, he said that Obama was a shaping shifting reptilian.  So, I guess those higher-up insiders were wrong.

Like this —

Imagine how bad she smells, man? I’m told her and Obama, just stink, stink, stink, stink. You can’t wash that evil off, man. Told there’s a rotten smell around Hillary. I’m not kidding, people say, they say — folks, I’ve been told this by high up folks. They say listen, Obama and Hillary both smell like sulfur. I never said this because the media will go crazy with it, but I’ve talked to people that are in protective details, they’re scared of her. And they say listen, she’s a frickin’ demon and she stinks and so does Obama. I go, like what? Sulfur. They smell like Hell.

Honey, you don’t have to be the devil to stink like hell.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Michele Bachmann noticed that folks were saying that the fight between Donald Trump and the GOP is a civil war.  That upset her.

She’s right.  Of course it’s not. A civil war would imply that at least one side is against slavery.

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.

Remember that we told you about the Women for Trump Tour in North Carolina?

Well, we sent a spy.

And he took pictures.

Far be it from me to judge women in Trump’s terms, but there wasn’t anyone on that bus that Trump would hit on.

I dunno.  It seems to me that everybody there was either (1) on the bus or (2) taking pictures of it.

I want to thank our brave war correspondent, Steve.

Just when you thought Trump couldn’t get any lewder and Louie Gohmert couldn’t get dumber … they grab a shovel and head for China.

Pastor Louie has an explanation for Trump’s video.

“Trump has said some things that are very vile back when he was supporting people like Bill Clinton,” Gohmert opined. “But if you’re Bill Clinton’s big buddy like he was at one time, you’re going to talk like Bill Clinton. And I think we need to forgive him for talking like big Democrats like Clinton and other foulmouthed people.”

Yes, Louie says it’s Bill Clinton’s fault.

But, Louie contends, all that’s behind Donald.  He got saved and doesn’t act like that now.  And, according to Louie, we know Donald got saved because, “James Dobson tells me he’s become a Christian.:

Holy Mother of Fried Okra, once you have James Dobson’s stamp of approval, Jesus bows to the side and lets you into the protected class of Americans who sin no longer because they get born again again the very next morning.

Louie amplifies …

James Dobson tells me he’s become a Christian. And so, look, we forgive him for the past because he’s asked for it.”

No, see, that’s the whole deal, Louie. He didn’t ask for it. He just grabbed it.

Thanks to Fred Farklestone for the heads up.

Paul Ryan is dancing on the edge of a coin.

He says he will support Trump but he won’t campaign with him.  What the hell is that?  That’s like saying, “I want you to be president but I do not want to be seen with you?”

Trump dumped on him.

Personally, I think Paul Ryan should start packing up the Speaker’s office.

Ryan and Trump are the same guy inside. Same guy. Both are weasels.