Archive for October, 2016

Let’s Talk Lawsuits

October 13, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Donald Trump is threatening to sue the New York Times for saying he has had inappropriate sexual grabby stuff.

Some states (not Texas) have SLAPP suits, where you can sue someone to make them not say something that they haven’t said yet.  Weird, right?  Here’s the fine print: A SLAPP suit is one “intended to censor, intimidate, and silence critics by burdening them with the cost of a legal defense until they abandon their criticism or opposition.”

So, he wants to subvert the First Amendment.  That’s a nice way to start the day.

However, if Trump does sue, that means there will be loads of “discovery motions,” meaning that he will have to produce all those tapes from the Apprentice, which is exactly what he’s trying to avoid.

And there’s one more trick to all this. You can’t sue somebody for saying the same thing you are saying about yourself – even if what you are saying about yourself is untrue.

Let’s pretend that I announced that I’m a thief, even if I have never stolen anything.  Then you claim I’m a thief.  I can’t sue you.

Whatever Donald is paying his lawyers, it’s too much.

 

Fort Bend County

October 12, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Another giant thank you and a hearty Look What You’ve Done! to those of you who donated to Hazel Lundy’s Phone Bank.

It’s paying off.  Fort Bend County made the Big Time Nate Silver’s 538 Blog!

The model suggests that several traditionally Republican suburban locales with diversifying and highly educated electorates could be poised to flip and support the Democratic presidential candidate: Orange County, California; Gwinnett County, Georgia; Chester County, Pennsylvania; Fort Bend County, Texas; and Virginia Beach.

 

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The home of Tom DeLay is primed to flip.  I knew you’d want to know and if you haven’t had a chance to make a difference in this election, please send Hazel a few dollars at the link above.  If you already have, please feel free to leave a note for Hazel and her phone banking gang for making a difference.

Seriously, guys, thank you so much.

 

Not the Onion

October 12, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so all the racist nuts ain’t in Texas.

oA candidate for New York State Senate has sparked a firestorm in Harlem after telling NBC 4 New York’s I-Team he was planning to hand out “Kool Aid, KFC and watermelons” at a campaign event in the primarily black community.

Jon Girodes, the Republican candidate for New York’s 30th District in the November election, used the racially stereotypical food reference in an email to the I-Team during an exchange about a disputed real estate deal.

“Ps I’m hosting an event in Harlem which will be in front of the state building in a few weeks. We will [donate] Kool Aid, KFC and watermelons to the public on 125th street in Harlem. Please join us to help the community,” he wrote.

Last time he ran, he got 4% of the vote.  I can’t imagine why.

Thanks to Jean for the heads up.

GOP Intra-Party Sitzkrieg Ends

October 12, 2016 By: Primo Encarnación Category: Uncategorized

In the last couple of days, we’ve seen the Republican nominee for President of the United States go to war with his own party, including the Republican currently two heartbeats from the Presidency, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan.

The Enemy of My Enemy Is My Enemy

The Enemy of My Enemy Is My Enemy

Ryan has distanced himself from Donald Trump’s election efforts, explicitly to try and save the downballot races and, by extension, his own Speakership. Even if they manage to install a Republican majority in the House, the uneasy coalition between the genuinely evil nutjob wing and the merely amoral centrist Republicans that gave him his seat is unlikely to hold, given the open war between those factions.

For his part, Trump seeks to exploit the dichotomy between the two to settle scores with anyone he’s ever perceived as giving him anything less than full-throated, bay-at-the-moon support, starting with the Republicans who initially withheld that support for reasons of conscience, politics or disdain – Republicans like Ryan and John McCain.

The pause between the early wins of the Nazi Wehrmacht in 1939, and the eventual invasion and capitulation of France in 1940 has been called the “Sitzkrieg.”   There had been a similar suspension of all-out GOP civil war after the Reich wing of the party defeated Eric Cantor, then ran off Speaker John Boehner and his next obvious successor, Kevin McCarthy. The uneasy truce reached to install former VP candidate Ryan as the new Speaker produced and enduring Sitzkrieg – until Trump began to unravel.

Ryan has consistently tried to appear to strike a thoughtful, balanced pose in order to hold his fragile coalition together. It’s been a constant struggle for him to appear judicious, sufficiently partisan, and serious, all while fending the Teabaggers off with a whip and the Chair. But Trump has posed him with an insoluble puzzle: how to maintain a viable Republican majority now that the Teabaggers are driving the electoral bus.

Like a man caught between two stools, Ryan has tried to keep the stool to his left engaged and voting, while simultaneously trying to keep the stool sample on his right from becoming a cesspool of Donarrhea by, for example, still endorsing Trump.

Paul Ryan failed.  History will not be kind.

Now an “unshackled” Trump is going to wreak vengeance on anyone and everyone that he perceives as having slighted him, from Alicia Machado and the Khans, to Hillary and Bill Clinton, to Paul Ryan and John McCain. His ego, as puffed up and insubstantial as cotton candy, will allow nothing less than burning down the entire electoral process in America, simply because it failed to genuflect and capitulate to his magnificent awfulness.

At this moment, with the Party Formerly Known as Republican going to war with itself and everyone else, it is impossible to foretell exactly what the outcome of November 8 will be, except to reiterate that it was exactly Trump being Trump that made Hillary a mortal lock 5 months ago. It seems likely, but by no means certain, that the Senate will turn blue. It seems possible, but still a little unlikely, that the House could, too. But right now, more than ever before, it is impossible to tell who is a “likely voter” or, if a Republican is a likely voter, whom they are likely to vote for.

Which makes it EVEN MORE IMPORTANT that Democrats get out and vote. The Republican implosion alone will not guarantee that President Hillary Clinton will have the Congress we need in order to start returning this country’s government to some semblance of normalcy. It is imperative that we inoculate the Senate AND the House, both, against the rotaviral shitstorm that is the Republican Civil War.

To save us all from the crazy: VOTE!

Waaaaa. Waaaaaa.

October 12, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, he’s already practicing.

Donald Trump is stepping up warnings about “rigged” elections as he trails in polls and faces a mutiny in his own party.

At two rallies Monday in Pennsylvania, the Republican presidential nominee told thousands of supporters the election could be “stolen from us.”

I have full faith that Hillary Clinton will be the next President of the United States. I also have full faith that Donald Trump will whine like a two year old.

I also have faith that Alex Jones will swear that Hillary is a space alien.  And that John McCain will continue to soil himself in public.  And that Blake Farenthold will issue a tweet saying he really doesn’t favor eating children or burning women at the stake, unless Donald Trump tells him to.

And that Bill Clinton will call Newt Gingrich and laugh his butt off.

 

Dammit. I Missed It.

October 11, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Texas Congressvarmint Blake Farenthold apparently made a complete fool of himself on Chris Hayes tonight.  I am away from home and missed it but Deb sent me his tweets.

Apparently, contrary to what he said on teevee, he does not condone or encourage rape.

 

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