Archive for October, 2016

Did I Hear Tacos?

October 18, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The Culinary Union has decided to build a damn wall of their own.

So, in Las Vegas at Trump’s hotel, they are going to build a wall of Taco Trucks.  Y’all, that’s my dream.

A wall is going up outside the Trump International Las Vegas hotel Wednesday morning. The Culinary Union, long a Donald Trump antagonist in Las Vegas, is going to “build” a wall of taco trucks outside Trump’s hotel, just a couple miles from UNLV, site of the final presidential debate.

If any of y’all are going, please send pictures.

 

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Melania

October 17, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I am away from my laptop but Melanie is going on teevee soon.  Please feel free to explain to me or any other interested party how a 59 year old man engages in “boy talk,” or blames everybody else for everything tacky he’s ever done.

I thought I’d give you a chance to start commenting before the interview even starts.

Did you see the sign that said Paul Ryan is a “trader?”

 

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That’s the teevee where I am.  What a sweet gift.

John McCain? What Happened To You?

October 17, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

John McCain didn’t used to be so damn mean and outrageous.

But now I see why he’s neck and neck in his Arizona senate race.  Get this, he went on talk radio and announced…

“I promise you that we will be united against any Supreme Court nominee that Hillary Clinton, if she were president, would put up,” McCain told Giordano. He added that “this is why we need the majority.

He was serious.  We are looking at eight years without a Supreme Court.  In four years the Republican Party will still look like a bushel basket of wire coat hangers so they’re not going to be in the electing business.

I just gave his worthy opponent Ann Kirkpatrick $5.  It felt good.

 

Oh Lady Karma, Have I Told You Today How Gorgeous You Are?

October 17, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Honey, my Schaden is hauling in some freude today.

Grab hold of your giggle box.  Here it is.

 

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No kidding.

Republicans who gave money to the National Republican Senatorial Committee (NRSC) this year, in order to help support incumbent Republican senators, might want to check their credit card statements.

Those who donated to the NRSC between March 16 and October 5, 2016, conducted their transaction on a platform that was compromised by malicious code designed to steal credit card details and personal information. The NRSC quietly corrected the problem sometime around October 6, 2016.

So the party shouting the praises of wikileaks got leaked all over.

And here’s how much the Republican Party cares about their donors.

As of October 17, the NRSC website makes no mention of the new storefront, or the compromised e-commerce platform.

Unfortunately, this means GOP supporters who had their credit card information compromised could be caught by surprise once their accounts show signs of fraudulent activity, and left completely unaware of the problem’s root cause.

That means they hung a “Who, Me?” sign on the door.

Sumbitches, I tell you.  They are sumbitches.

 

And We Might Have a Winner!

October 17, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, I think we might have a winner in the Twisting With Jesus category for this election.

unknownThis weekend, Pennsylvania Republican Congressweirdo Glenn Thompson, says he’s not happy with Donald Trump’s dirty talk, but said that his wife explained it to him …

“Her explanation to me was that God takes the imperfect, and makes perfect for his purpose,” Thompson said at the debate at Penn State University.

Yeah, well, dude, exactly when is that gonna happen?  I’m asking for a friend.  I mean, Trump has made a lot of promises for his first day in office.  If God slacks off that day, Trump could nuke Canada.

And, Honey, I am not asking for perfect, I’m only asking for sane.

 

Newt

October 16, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Newt.  Try saying that name without a heap of disdain in your voice.  Can’t do it, can you?

Wanna make it worse?

newtheyFormer House Speaker Newt Gingrich stood by Republican nominee Donald Trump’s claim that the election is being “rigged,” blaming what he calls “the unending one-sided assault of the news media” on the GOP candidate.

“Without the unending one-sided assault of the news media, Trump would be beating Hillary Clinton by 15 points,” Gingrich told ABC News’ Martha Raddatz on “This Week.”

Newt Gingrich would not be stable even if you mounted him on a tripod.