It is county fair time in Texas and that calls for a float or two.

Oh, look, here’s one at the Tri-State rodeo/parade up in north Texas.

I’m going to show you several pictures, and them I’m gonna tell you something.  This is a float purporting to be Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in jail.

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That is not a prison cell.  That is a cage.  And they damn well know it.

The float was organized by a group called Stars and Bars and rode along side the Confederate Riders of America. They said the float was strictly a political message.

And the Confederate Riders of America are shocked, shocked I tell you, that we find it racist.

It’s a damn cage.

Thanks to Paul for the heads up.

Remember when I told you about the 22 year old frat boy, Zac Cossum, who was setting up phony Political Action Committees faster than jackrabbit with wheels?

Well, the long, slow arm of the Federal Elections Commission caught up with Zac but they throw letters at problems because they have a whole lot of paper but oh so little authority.

It seems that Zac’s PAC (hey, that almost rhymes!) where he claimed to be raising money for Donald Trump, managed to get $12,637 worth of damfools to send him money.  How much did Trump get?  So far, diddle squat.  He shows he spent $1048.92 for “operating expenses” and we all know that Zac is an operator.

So the FEC wants to know where the $12,637 went.  I’m gonna suspect Zac’s pocket but I might be wrong.  Yeah, right.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

The Washington Post just nailed Trump on criminal tax evasion.  Crooked Donald.

The money he misused from his charity wouldn’t amount to a hill of beans to a rich man.  $280,000 is pocket change to a billionaire.  Risky behavior over $280,000 is not what a rich man does.

Honey, he’s so crooked that they are going to have to screw him into the ground when he dies.

To think that the Federal Election Commission has doubts about the validity of this candidate for President!

Oh yeah, they’ll accept Donald Trump as a legitimate candidate but turn their noses up at Yeshua KingofKings Lord JesusChrist HolyOne?

There is something I would like to see, though.

I would love to see the signature.  I suspect it’s not written in Arabic.

And you would think that Yeshua KingofKings Lord JesusChrist HolyOne could de better than Club Entrepreneur rent-an-office. Hell, I didn’t even know Yeshua KingofKings Lord JesusChrist HolyOne was an entrepreneur.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Saturday morning is a tough time to be driving on Interstate 4 from Volusia County to Lake Mary.  The terrorist ain’t got nothing on Bubba and Big Hank and Snotty Bob.

Erick Salazar, tooting down the road with his 9 year old son in the car, got peeved at some dude driving a truck.  As any normal citizen of Florida would do, he got his paintball gun and fired “several shots” at the offending truck.

The guys in truck felt in danger for their lives, not even to mention how highly offended they were.  So, they take turns shooting a real gun back at Salazar.

Only through the luck of the stoopid, there were no innocent bystanders harmed in the making of this highway drama.  However, everybody except the 9 year old, who was too mature to get involved, went to jail.

All three men, who are all in their 20s, are being held in the Seminole County Jail on a variety of charges.

Felony Stupid.

Okay, so Trump went on Fox and Friends this morning to reveal his foreign policy plans after last night’s bomb in New York.  It’s kinda technical so I hope Steve Doocy understood it.

So, his plan to fight Isis is to gather a posse and knock the hell out of the Nation of Over There.

Why didn’t Obama think of that.  Yeah, thanks Obama.  No, seriously, thanks Obama.