Well, well, well …. bake my butt and call me biscuits.

I know this comes as no shock to you but prosecutors in bridgeghazi say that Chris Christie knew it was happening while it was happening.

But, the fun part is that both the prosecution and defense lawyers agree on this.

The prosecutors made the assertion during opening statements in the trial of two former Christie administration officials charged with closing the lanes in 2013 and then covering it up.

Mr. Christie has insisted that he had no knowledge of the plot to close the lanes, and said that he did not recall being told about the closings while they were happening.

Defense lawyers have also said that Mr. Christie knew. But the statement on Monday was striking in that it was prosecutors confirming that assertion.

I demand a congressional investigation and 20 million dollars to investigate.  Or in the alternative, twenty bucks a guy named Joey the Hammer.

Salt Lake City, Utah.

A 21-year-old from Draper was taken to the hospital Saturday night after being shot in the leg while showing off his new gun.

Sgt. Dan Ko with Draper City Police said around 7:30 p.m. the man was showing off the gun to his little brother in their Draper home.

Ko said a bullet went into the man’s leg. Authorities say the victim’s brother was able to stop the bleeding with a tourniquet and the 21-year-old was transported to the hospital with non life-threatening injuries.

I think “showing off” may be the key words here.  However, it’s an outstanding attempt to teach your little brother about gun safety.

On the highway between here and Austin at a Mexican Restaurant …

A Plethora of Piñatas.

In case you forgot ….

Thanks to Bubba for turning around so I could get the picture.

Yesterday some damn fool asked Mike Pence which vice president he wants to be most like.  He had 47 choices and he picked ….

GOP vice presidential candidate Mike Pence said his role model for the number two spot is the last Republican to hold the job — Dick Cheney.

“I frankly hold Dick Cheney in really high regard in his role as vice president and as an American,” Pence said on ABC’s “This Week.”

Pence said that, like Cheney, he hoped to be “a very active vice president.”

Okay, Mike, if you think that Donald Trump is even going to invite you to the White House after he’s elected, you ain’t got your tray in the full upright and locked position.

Also, how soon we forget …

When Vice President Dick Cheney left office, his approval rating stood at a staggeringly low 13 percent. Few political figures in history have been so reviled.

So, what you’re shooting for is a lonely man with a 13% approval rating.  I think you already have that covered, Mike.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Well, this certainly looks like fun for all you hooter toters out there.  I just reserved a free lifestream to watch.

Click right here.

The Golden Probe Awards – it look a little raunchy but certainly fun.

Thanks to Larry for the heads up.

Tarleton State University, a part of the Texas A&M system, allows campus carry at the insistence of the Texas Legislature so that Texas college and university students can be safer.  Seems to be working so far.

A student at Tarleton State University accidentally fired a gun at a campus residence hall Wednesday, officials said.

The student, who is trained and licensed to carry, reported accidentally discharging a firearm about 6:30 p.m. in Integrity Hall, a co-ed dorm that primarily houses second-year students, university spokesman Harry Battson said.

There were no injuries, and property damage was “minimal,” he said.

Because guns make you just a tad safer than walking into a lion’s den with pork chops in your back pocket.