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Clay Bennett, Chattanooga Times Free Press

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You know the wheels have come off when Sarah Palin, Ted Cruz’s former best friend who was almost solely responsible for getting him elected to the senate …

… is now calling him a “half-term” U.S. senator lacking in any semblance of legislative “success” since he traveled to Washington D.C.

Okay, so wasn’t Sarah Palin a half-term Governor?

She’s wearing those stilettos too tight and not getting enough oxygen to her brain.

So what she’s telling us is that she’s not very good at predicting who should be elected to office.  Oh Honey, we already knew that.

I do not understand why when Mitch McConnell opens his mouth, a little sign saying “Irony” doesn’t pop out of his forehead.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said Wednesday the Senate will not consider President Barack Obama’s nomination of Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court.

Obama did it “not with the intent of seeing the nominee confirmed, but in order to politicize it for the purpose of the election,” the Kentucky Republican said.

Damn.  Does this guy not hear what he’s saying?

Obama is being political?  What?  Is refusing to give the nominee a hearing is straight outta the Constitution?  Does it now say that congress can advise, consent, or ignore?

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

If you’re a betting person, Nate Silver has some numbers for you before you roll the dice and lose your $2.

In taking back the Senate, Silver says …

Republicans are vulnerable because a number of their blue- and purple-state senators who won election in the Republican wave year of 2010 are now on the ballot again. Furthermore, Trump could have a negative effect on down-ballot races; so could Ted Cruz, or someone nominated after a contested convention.

In what Silver calls back-of-an-envelope math, he comes up with this.

A 40 percent chance of President Clinton with a Democratic Senate.
A 30 percent chance of Clinton with a Republican Senate.
A 20 percent chance of President Trump (probably with a Republican Senate).
A 10 percent chance of Cruz, John Kasich or some other Republican.

Of course, these numbers mean something gooey and sticky to Republican senators.  If they don’t allow a hearing on President Obama’s Supreme Court nominee, will Hillary Clinton and a Democratic Senate nominate Bernie Sanders for the Supreme Court?  Okay, so not Bernie but likely someone far more liberal than Merrick Garland.

Polling suggests that a majority of the public wants the Senate to hold hearings on the next justice. Thus, blocking the appointment of Garland could hurt Republicans at the margin and further reduce their chances of keeping the Senate.

Silver also argues that the Republican base isn’t near as big as we thought it was.

Yeah, but it’s just as dumb and mean as we always suspected.

The latest Cruz News is that Governor Nikki Haley is endorsing him.

That makes me shiver even in the damn Texas heat.

I have no idea why Haley doesn’t get “Vice Presidential Fresh Meat” stamped on on her forehead.  That would be far less obvious than dumping Marco Rubio like he belched at an office party.

Such a cute couple of wacky kids.

She’s just one click better than Sarah Palin.  I think Haley has read a book.  One.

Thanks to TG for the heads up.

Y’all, I almost skipped over this story when Fred Farklestone sent it to me this morning because I thought, “Well, even ole Fred got fooled by a satire story.”

This is true.  Texas Congessfool Pistol Pete Sessions introduced a resolution about magic.

It’s even been posted for the betterment of the nation on congress.gov.

Whereas magic is an art form with the unique power and potential to impact the lives of all people;

Whereas magic enables people to experience the impossible;

Whereas magic is used to inspire and bring wonder and happiness to others;

Whereas magic, like the great art forms of dance, literature, theater, film, and the visual arts, allows people to experience something that transcends the written word;

No.  Just no.  It’s magic.  It’s a trick.  It ain’t real.

The only magic involved here is that Pistol Pete can find his office to the office.  The secret to that trick is that somebody has to walk him.

Thanks to Fred for the heads up.