Archive for August, 2015

When Holy Crap and Fun With Guns Meet

August 17, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

In all seriousness, Rocky Mount United Methodist Church in Jemison, Aladamnbama, has gone into the firearm ministry.

They have opened a gun range in what used to be a gully overrun with kudzu.

Seriously.

“This is an opportunity for us to reach out in the name of Jesus Christ in a setting that is completely unique. Even odd by some people’s standards. But who’s to say that church can’t happen right here,” Guin said, pointing at the red clay dirt of the range.

In the name of Jesus Christ, I shoot you?  Or maybe shotgun baptism?

Thanks to Mike for the heads up.

Sid Miller the Killer

August 17, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, y’all have heard me talk about Texas Agriculture Commissioner before.  His name is Sid Miller and he’d have to study-up to be an imbecile.  Plus, he’s a crook who has put all his good-ole-boy friends on the state payroll.

Sid has taken to Facebook.  It ain’t pretty.

Here’s what he posted on Facebook at 5:00 pm on Sunday.  Sunday, you know, the Lord’s day. (Click the little one to see the big one.)

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He took it down at 11:15 am this morning.

The photograph and message originally was posted by a Facebook page called “The Patriot’s UV Drip 2.” The page’s one line description says, “We do not agree with Obama and his political views. We ban trolls;” it has posted memes such as one of a baby with a raised fist proclaiming, “Hang in they whitey!” and another of women garbed in burkas swimming at the beach that says, “Please don’t throw trash into our oceans.”

[Miller’s] office did not return requests for comment, and an individual that picked up the telephone at Miller’s nursery in Stephenville stated he would be traveling in China for the next three weeks.

sidmillerPlease, somebody, don’t let him get on that airplane.  What if he finds out that they are godless communists?

Here’s the crazy part —

Before it was removed, Miller’s shared post had received 2,232 likes and more than 300 comments. Most of the comments agreed with Miller’s post with only one or two users disagreeing or stating that using atomic weapons would be a step too far.

Yeah, we should just kill them all with conventional weapons.

Thanks to Michael for the heads up.

Yes, Lord, But I Did Call Out Jesus and God While I Was Committing Adultery So There’s That

August 17, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Todd Courser, who is the Michigan Republican sparking with another female lawmaker and then trying to spread homosexual rumors about himself to cover it up, has a new game plan.

Screen Shot 2015-08-17 at 8.59.03 AMTodd is a rightwing, family values Republican so when he got caught in a ton of hypocrisy, he took to The Facebook to bare his soul.  And his buckets of crazy.

He calls upon the Scripture to lecture us that he’s the victim here and we should all feel sorry for him.  If you’re not on Facebook, I made a PDF of this.  However, you will miss all the funny comments on Facebook because there’s a thousand of them and that’s like a whole bunch of trouble on my part to covert to PDF.  So get a damn fake Facebook account just so you can go look at the funny stuff.

 

I’m Hunting a Lawyer, Y’all.

August 16, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Somebody in Mississippi stole my bidness plan.

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Thanks to Mary for the heads up.

Just a Little Side Bet

August 16, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen and I have a little side bet going.

He found what appears to be a sham SuperPAC called No Sharia Law USA

But, it’s not a sham.  A scam maybe, but it’s real.

Agreed, their website isn’t much to write home about.

But their Twitter is all going strong.  Okay, maybe not strong but they certainly know how to retweet.  And they occasionally have winks of wisdom like this —

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I know I’m holding my breath because I read it on Twitter.

And then they offer original artistic contributions —

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And promises to keep!  –

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That seems kinda skimpy on the “interview” part —

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And profound stuff —

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Okay, here’s my bet.  I bet this guy raises at least $10,000 before the end of the year and spends it all on himself.

 

 

There Ya Go

August 16, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Donald Trump went on Meet the Press.  I know it’s necessary to dumb things down when talking to Chuck Todd, but … really?

Chuck Todd: “Who do you talk to for military advice right now?”

Donald Trump: “Well, I watch the shows. I mean, I really see a lot of great– you know, when you watch your show and all of the other shows and you have the generals and … you have certain people that you like.”

Sgt. Bilko?  Gomer Pyle?  Hogan’s Heroes?  McHale’s Navy?