Nothing chaps my butt like non-handicapped people who park in handicapped spaces, which they believe covers twits with narcissistic personalities.

If it bothers you, too, now you can do something about it.

The city of Houston offers training to discourage able bodied people from taking the parking space from handicapped people.

Take 4 hours of training and you can start issuing citations.  How cool is that?  I consider it my own personal war against jerks.

I did a Google on it and many other cities offer the training.

You know you’re going to see it happen and wished you had taken the training, right?

Take the training.  I thank you.  Momma thanks you.  And thousands of people in wheelchairs and walkers thank you.

There’s a new camera out that follows a tracking device that you wear on your wrist.  The results are pretty spectacular.

New products used to rollout by saying it’s so easy a child can do it.  That’s no longer true in the tech world.  The Lily camera makes the point that it’s so easy that Grandpa can use it.

Check it out.

Hey you cocky little jerk, our generation put a man on the damn moon.  We don’t need no sass from you.

To those of you who thought that Dr. Ben Carson was pretty much left out of the Republican debate, there’s good news – it appears that at GOP debates, silence is golden.

One America News Network, “OAN”, a credible source for 24/7 national and international news, released this evening its Post GOP Debate Poll results conducted by Gravis Marketing. Two primary questions asked to Republican polled participants were “Who do you think won the debate?” and “Who do you think lost the debate?” GOP Presidential Candidates Ben Carson and Marco Rubio scored well in both categories.

Seriously, Republicans are saying that Ben Carson won.  See?  They are not racists.  Especially when it comes to someone who has a popsicle’s chance in hell of ever having any power.

I only heard him speak twice and both times he seemed confused.  I guess that’s not fair.  I certain he was confused about why they even noticed he was on the stage.

Eric Erickson’s RedState event disinvited Donald Trump.  That gave Trump the opportunity he’s been waiting for.

This, political junkies, is a thing of amazing political beauty.  Trump’s statement about being disinvited.

Mr. Trump made Megyn Kelly look really bad — she was a mess with her anger and totally caught off guard. Mr. Trump said “blood was coming out of her eyes and whatever” meaning nose, but wanted to move on to more important topics. Only a deviant would think anything else. This related to the debate, which because of Mr. Trump had 24 million viewers — the biggest in cable news history. According to TIME, Newsmax, Drudge Report, The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Hill and many others, Mr. Trump won the debate.

By the way, the guy (Erick Erickson) who made the decision about RedState called Supreme Court Justice David Souter a “goat [expletive] child molester” and First Lady Michelle Obama a “Marxist Harpy.” He was forced to make a humbling apology.

Also, not only is Erick a total loser, he has a history of supporting establishment losers in failed campaigns so it is an honor to be uninvited from his event. Mr. Trump is an outsider and does not fit his agenda.

Many of the 900 people that wanted to hear Mr. Trump speak tonight have been calling and emailing—they are very angry at Erickson and the others that are trying to be so politically correct. To them Mr. Trump says, “We will catch you at another time soon.”

You know, I’ve been hearing that the reason that Trump is leading the polls is that Republicans say that “he speaks his mind.”  So does my drunk Uncle Harry but I don’t he should be present either.

Yeah, Trump speaks his mind on national television and that’s great.  Drunk Uncle Harry speaks his mind and it’s “vile and disgusting” at the “PTA meeting.”

I have often asked myself about these far right, religious nut, tea party bozos – do they truly believe this garbage or do they know they’re acting out something they don’t believe and are well aware they’re going to hell for it so they might as well get some side benefits before they go?

I still don’t know if Tom DeLay is totally delusional or clutches the Bible to his chest knowing full well he’s acting.

Well, two family value tea party reprobates in Michigan picked a side.  The evil one.

Michigan House Speaker Kevin Cotter is ordering an investigation into allegations that freshman state Reps. Todd Courser and Cindy Gamrat used their offices and staff in an apparent attempt to cover up a personal relationship.

They are both married, but not to each other.

Todd Courser came up with a plan to defuse the allegations.  He directed his staff to “send a fake and salacious email about himself to Republican operatives, alleging that the lawmaker had been caught having sex with a male prostitute behind a Lansing nightclub.”

His reasoning as that after that was proven to be false, no one would believe the true fact that he was playing hanky panky with with Cindy.

It might have worked except Courser’s staff refused to lie.

Courser and Gamrat, both tea party favorites and social conservatives, have shared resources and staff since taking office in January.

And spit.  They are sharing spit.

The lead Republican in the Michigan House says he’s going to get to the bottom of this. Do you know the worst place on earth to be? The bottom of this mess.

And how did the Michigan Tea Party react?

Clem said that the statewide Tea Party meeting this weekend will stay focused on different issues, but likely mark the incident in a small way.

“We normally open our meetings with a prayer anyways, so we’ll make sure that we remember them and their families in our prayers,” Clem said.

Yeah, that’ll work.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Here’s the deal.  A whole mess of Republican politicians are saying that the women’s healthcare budget is overinflated.  Because, you know, they’re women so what important could possibly go wrong with them.

Then came this idea dangled on Twitter.

Read carefully — Thank you for your $25 donation in honor of Jeb Bush.

It’s a thing.

If you have a few extra dollars this month, click here to make a donation to Planned Parenthood in honor of one of your favorite Republican politicians.  Get their address first because Planned Parenthood will send them a thank you note from you.

I’m making a donate in honor of my local Republican Party Chairman.  I am enjoying this way too much.

Thanks to Alfredo over at The Dairy Queen for the heads up.