Y’all, it looks like summer is gonna be hotter than we expected.

Grab yourself some butter and sour cream because we are kicking off June with news so hot that it’ll cause potatoes to bake in the ground.

You’ve already heard that Rick Perry is announcing for President on June 4th.  Oh thank you, Sweet Baby Jesus.

But now there’s news so good that I don’t even know how to tell you.

Sen. Lindsey Graham said Monday he will announce his run for the presidency on June 1 from his hometown in Central, S.C. Graham, a Republican, confirmed his plans on CBS This Morning.

“I’m running because I think the world is falling apart. I’ve been more right than wrong on foreign policy,” Graham said.

I warned you.  I myownself am a’quiver with delight.

June is appropriate for both these announcements because … least we forget – June is Brides Month.

Lindsey Graham, more right than wrong.  Gotta love that on a bumper sticker.

Heads up.  Biker wars have broken out in Waco.  At least 9 dead.  The fights are apparently continuing in the area.

Guys, Fun With Guns has a rule that nobody dies.  As one of the commenters said, it is not fun when someone dies.   Well, except for the gun toter.  That’s why I didn’t title this Fun With Guns.

It was stunning and frightening for me because I have a friend from college who innocently drove by this war as it was happening.  I cannot imagine losing her, especially some thing so senseless and brutal.

There will be more news and maybe we can process it.  No, it is not funny.  It scares the crap outta me.

That’s his story and he’s sticking to it.

In Oregon a 76 year old man accidentally shot his 75 year old wife in the stomach at 9:00 on Saturday morning.  She’s in serious condition.

Police suspect that her husband, who has Alzheimer’s disease, accidentally triggered a loaded gun.

Yes, a 76 year old man with Alzheimer’s disease should often have access to a gun in case Obama tries to take over Oregon.

Maybe it was something in the air Saturday morning because in Utah, this happened —

The man was watching an instructional video about how to manipulate his .40-caliber handgun on Saturday morning, said Tooele Police Officer Tanya Turnbow. But at some point, a round accidentally discharged, striking both the man and his wife, Turnbow said.

Instructional video with a handgun?  Point, pull trigger.  That’s about it.  Too damn bad he didn’t shoot the VCR.

No charges are being filed in either case because … FREEDOM!

Thanks to John and Trish for the heads up.

Five people were injured in the lobby of the Marriott in Clearwater, Florida, when a patriot with a concealed handgun license reach in his pocket for his wallet and discharge his .9 mm Glock instead.

Among the injured was a two year old and five year old.

Apparently there was no good guy with gun present.

Guess who is going to announce guess what on June 5th in Dallas …

Click the little one to get the big one.

Cool.  He’s running against Obama again.

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