Wait until he talks about Alcee Hastings insulting Texas.  It’s wonderful.  It’s starts about 4:20.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVjYIrT7sQ4

It’s the Huckmobile!

Click the little one to see the big one it all it’s glory!

Ah, Utah.  Your Republican State Rep Brian Greene ain’t helping matters none at all.

“I’m not at all trying to justify sexual activity with an unconscious person. It’s abhorrent to me,” Greene said. But he questioned whether sex with an unconscious person should be “rape in every instance — dependent only upon the actor’s knowledge that the individual is unconscious. That’s the question. That’s what I struggle with.”

Look, I’m not saying that I’ve had better hoochy koochy than Republican State Representative Brian Greene, but at least I generally know if my partner is conscious.

Now today Brian Greene is saying that he was totally misunderstood.  First, he meant it in the context of marriage, and second, he was just trying to close loopholes.  Yeah, right.

You’re not helping, Brian.

Which reminds me:

Just saying ….

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Okay, this will make you think twice before enjoying a little marijuana.

I was driving through Fayette County today on my way home from Austin.  Yes, I was at Hruskas when I happen to glance over and notice this on the front page of the fabulous Fayette County Record newspaper.

Fayette County Narcotics Deputy Randy Thumann and his canine partner, Lobos, found nearly 1,500 pounds of marijuana in the tank of a septic vacuum truck stopped on Interstate 10 Wednesday, Jan. 28.

Trust me – that’s all you want to know about this story.

Holy cow, y’all.

Come find out, we’re killing a lot of people.

Motor vehicle accidents used to be the leading cause of death in this county.  But not in Missouri —

Firearms proved more deadly, and by a wide margin — 880 to 781 — according to the most recent federal data available. And Missouri appears to be a harbinger of things to come.

Some experts predict that for the first time in decades, firearms will kill more people nationwide this year than motor vehicles.

And the reason why traffic deaths have decreased dramatically?

Advocates credit seat belts, padded dashboards, airbags, highway median guard cables and road-edge rumble strips, among other things.

But God forbid that we talk about putting better safety mechanisms on guns!  Because FREEDOM!

Thanks to Carl for the heads up.

Republicans are doing the sexy talk again.

Catherine Hanaway is running for governor of Missouri.  She knows all about what’s wrong with America:  hoochy koochy.

Hanaway – as noted Tuesday by Salon – said that it is the culture of “sexual permissiveness” led by Democrats that is the real “war on women,” not conservatives who support anti-abortion policies.

“Their culture of permissiveness towards sexual activity is the real war on women,” she said, claiming that it has “led to record levels of out of wedlock births,” “impoverished women,” and child pornography.

Led by Democrats?  Really.

She does know that the Republican Party is the party of Mark Sanford, Mike Duvall, John Ensign, Mark Foley, Larry Craig, David Vitter, Vito Fossella, Mark Souder, Vance McAllister, Chris Lee and I could go on and on.

Thanks to chloe bear for the heads up.