Archive for January, 2015

Louie! London is Calling!

January 22, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all remember Louie Gohmert’s expensive trip to London, right?  Where he paid $5,000 for a hotel room?  And he spoke to the Cambridge Union?

Well, come to find out, House Rules will not allow Louie to pay for that trip by using campaign funds.

In a filing with the Office of Congressional Ethics, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) claims that Gohmert may have violated House rules by charging nearly $6,300 to his campaign account for the late November trip. Members are barred from using campaign funds to cover personal expenses.

Bless her heart, his communications director Kimberly Willingham, says the taxpayers did not pay for his trip because “it’s political.”

Political?

Louie is running for office in England?   Praise the Lord!

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Okey, Dokey, We’re Smokin’ and Jokin’ Now

January 22, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Anna did it in record time and got us up and moving.

Everybody give Anna a round of applause.  She runs her own business and does a helluva job cleaning up the mess I’ve made.  If you need internet help or want her to work on your website, email her at aelman@austin.rr.com.  She is the damn best!  She’s not only the web host, she’s a customer!

Okay, look for Friday Toons tomorrow!

Women Working

January 22, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Have you ever noticed that when women are woking, they don’t feel the need to put up a sign?

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Anna is working her fingers to the bone to get us moved to a new location.  Keep your fingers crossed that all goes smoothly.

Anna says that predicting how long it will take is difficult. Anywhere from an hour to 24 hours.  When it starts, you’ll see a placeholder.  That’s when the 1 to 24 hour countdown starts.  I apologize for all this and appreciate you sticking with me.

Posting From My Phone

January 20, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

 

Hey, y’all, he hit a grand slam no matter what ballpark you’re playing in.

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Here’s the Deal

January 20, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Today was the last straw.  If you happen to see this during one of the 15 minute sessions the website is working, please know that I am changing servers.  Customer Anna is getting us moved and updated over the next week or so.  I think there’s something called migration that might cause the site to be offline for a day or an hour.  Clear your cache and hang on – at least you know we’re moving to greener pastures.

I’ll keep you updated on Facebook.  Click right here and then click the LIKE button.

Guys, I’m sorry.  I tried to stick with a small Texas company but I ended up overpaying for an inferior product.  I think thy should change their name to Bush.

God, Guns, and Golly Gee, My Clothes Fell Off and I’m in Bed With a Man Not My Husband

January 20, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Christian mother of three” Holly Fisher spent plenty of time in front of the camera lens posing with her Bible and her gun.  She also posed with a Hobby Lobby behind her while holding a Chick-Fil-A cup.

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She was all the rage of the religious right for her Christian values, including this picture where she weights in the values.

Screen Shot 2015-01-20 at 9.09.49 AMGlass houses and stones.  Again.

She ain’t what she appears to be.  She had an affair.  But not just your normal one.  Oh no, she had a Tea Party affair.

The affair allegedly took place during the Restoring the Dream event, a Faith and Freedom conference, and on Election night.

She had an affair with Joel Frewa, then a video editor with the Tea Party News Network.

Well, hell, it was Faith AND Freedom.  She got half of it right.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.