The Ta-Ta Overload
Self-loathing is not pretty and that kinda explains Phyllis Schlafly’s hairdo.
Phyllis has been hating women since at least 1965 and instead of getting another hobby, she’s got that whole hooter-hater thing floored in neutral.
Phyllis is concerned about rape on college campuses but she’s got the cause figured out: all those pert little booties.
The imbalance of far more women than men at colleges has been a factor in the various sex scandals that have made news in the last couple of years.
Too many women are going to college. And that should not be.
But, Phyllis has some solutions: (1) only admitting 50% boys and 50% girls, eliminating all the spare ta-tas, (2) stopping college loans so students don’t have time to think about … you know … stuff, (3) or “reinstate all the men’s sports that were canceled by an extremist feminist application of Title IX.” Yeah, I quoted that last one because I knew you wouldn’t believe it.
The feminists have abolished more than 2,200 men’s college sports teams since 1981, such as wrestling, gymnastics, track, golf and even some football in order to limit the number of male players to Title IX guidelines.
Yep. Not enough golf is the #1 cause of rape.
But she ain’t finished on that deep pondering —-
The popularity of the new college football playoff system illustrates how successful men’s college sports can be for participants and fans alike. But when colleges eliminate men’s sports, women are hurt by the resulting gender imbalance in enrollment.
Oh dear Lord in a bowl of bean dip, that makes my head hurt. So, Phyllis is saying that men only go to college to play sports. And if sports aren’t available, all that’s left is rape. Okay. Well, I guess that explains the Republican congress.
Lemme start again. Phyllis doesn’t just hate women – that woman hates everydamnbody.
Thanks to Aggieland Liz for the heads up.