Fun With Guns: Red Eggs and Ham Edition
Let’s mosey on up to Fort Bragg in North Carolina where good soldiers are damn good soldiers – especially those who make breakfast for their wives. And the ungrateful floozies shoot them for it.
Fayetteville Police say Zia Segule, 28, left for work. His wife, 27-year-old Tiffany Segule, set the home alarm system. Zia Segule returned to the home unannounced to surprise his wife with breakfast. The alarm sounded and Tiffany Segule, who had gotten back in the bed, shot her husband in the chest through their closed bedroom door.
That’s her story and she’s sticking to it.
The soldier was treated and released from a local hospital.
Thanks to Carl for the heads up.
As Hubby came in the bedroom door, who went out the bedroom window?
1Somebody – I ain’t sayin’ who – really hates surprises.
2It’s nice to know that Ft Bragg has such a high violent crime rate that you set the alarm while home and pack a gun everywhere.
3Good grief.
4L.Long has a point. This is an army base where everybody has a gun, and they need home alarms? Who’s going to break in — other army guys?
5Sweet Lord!! What can he expect on Valentine’s Day?
(Knock first, buddy.)
6There’s more here than meets the palate.
7Breakfast in bed, ammosexual style.
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