(Momma, don’t click this link.  Don’t do it, Momma.  I’m tired after Christmas and can’t run all that fast.)

New National Park Regulations.

I’m pitching a tent and getting in line the night before.

Thanks to Carl for the heads up.

Obama posed for a picture with Girl Scouts.  The right wing’s head melted.

Michael Cohen responded —-

Not even a flying one.

Damn, that man is a man.

Have you ever felt like every damn time you turn on C-Span, there is Louie Gohmert blabbing?

Have you ever wondered how one man can say so many dumb things?

Have you ever felt like he’s hogging all the stoopid?

Well, Bubbie, it ain’t just you.

It’s really happening.

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) logged the most speaking time on the House floor this year out of his more than 400 colleagues.

Capitol Hill staffers are accustomed to looking up at C-SPAN at the end of the legislative day and seeing Gohmert delivering long-winded “special order” speeches for 30 to 60 minutes at a time, multiple times per week. Gohmert clocked in about 29 hours on the floor in 2014, according to C-SPAN data.

Hell, you could let Neil deGrasse Tyson talk that much and even he would eventually say something ignorant.

Hell, there wasn’t even a second place.  Seriously.  Steve King, the mega-conservative from Iowa, logged the next highest number at 10 hours, which is about a third as much as Louie.

So, that means by scientific measure that Louie won 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place.

Our best hope is that he’ll wear-out.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

So you know how Glenn Beck and those financial fear-mongering Paul guys were telling everybody to take their money out of the banks and buy silver and gold?

And all their little sheep did just that?

Oh dude, they got scammed.  It was highway robbery.

Gold reached an all time high price of $1911 per ounce on August 23, 2011, during the debt limit crisis. By election day 2012, gold had fallen to $1777 per ounce. That amount of gold sells, today, for just $1178.

The picture’s even worse for silver buyers—and worse still for the people who snapped up oil futures. Silver peaked at $48.70 per ounce on April 28, 2011. By Obama’s re-election it had plunged to $31. Today, an ounce of silver costs $15.7.

And still, this week!, Ron Paul says to buy gold because it could “go to infinity.”

Don’t.

Just don’t.  When the Libertarians have an idea, it’s generally bad.

Now let me tell you one of the reason I enjoy writing about this.  Any time I mention Ron Paul, I get a ton of email at the Tell Juanita section from people who do nothing all day but google “Ron Paul” and send long, long, oh so looooong letters to me explaining why Ron is turning water into wine.

Well, guys, he’s now turning water into chicken poop.

So, hey, you and your gold and your first edition Ayn Rand have a real nice day.

Thanks to David for the heads up.

Okay, now it’s real personal between me and Kim.  I didn’t want to alarm you guys the day before Christmas but Kim might have decided that he doesn’t like you.  It has to be you because, let’s face it, everybody likes me.

Look what my geeks sent me.  Click the little one to see the big one.

Well, the geeks fixed it before Kim found any state secrets here.  I could have told him that if he wanted state secrets, he could have found Rick Perry and tickled his toes.  Rick would have told him anything and everything.

The geeks got it fixed because here we are.

Hope your Christmas was wonderful.  Mine was perfect.

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