Hey, Kin Jong-un, You Better Hunt Your Hole Because the Eagle is Hunting
Okay, now it’s real personal between me and Kim. I didn’t want to alarm you guys the day before Christmas but Kim might have decided that he doesn’t like you. It has to be you because, let’s face it, everybody likes me.
Look what my geeks sent me. Click the little one to see the big one.
Well, the geeks fixed it before Kim found any state secrets here. I could have told him that if he wanted state secrets, he could have found Rick Perry and tickled his toes. Rick would have told him anything and everything.
The geeks got it fixed because here we are.
Hope your Christmas was wonderful. Mine was perfect.
It is not customary to tickle Perry’s toes when you want something from him. Just make a campaign donation like everyone else.
1Kim sends a message: “Rick Perry is the one we tell jokes about in North Korea. The st00pid runs deep in that one.”
2Oh dear. When will all those snarky behind the scenes emails be a leakin’?
3See? Next time ‘Lil Kim bloviates, we need to get Susan and Betty White into the emergency bunker. No National Treasures will be lost on our watch!
And stock up on weapons, Patrons. Aqua-Net, perm solution, and hot wax are critical to the cause.
4Y’know we Texans have recently developed a special bond with the NKoreans. That is we both have insane dictatorial heads of state. They’ve had three. We’ve had two, with a likely on the way. Talk about Texas as a Third World country or banana republic! Plus any Teahadists sent from Texas to other states probably makes Texas an exporter of terrorism. As well as an exporter of st00pid.
5North Korea must really be hurting. Usually they threaten a nuclear test or fire a missile toward Japan during a big holiday like Christmas, July Fourth or New Years for attention. Is hacking Hollywood over a movie the best they can do these days? I guess they expect donations of food and fuel to keep their army from being restless.
6Aside from some insurmountable character flaws, ole Kim really needs a good haircut. That may be why he is targeting this salon. He wants a makeover and Juanita Jean is just the woman to take care of him, once and for all.
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