Archive for October, 2012

Todd Akin: Keep Talking

October 02, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Talk dirty to me, Todd.

Come on, Baby, tell me that I have the freedom to work like a dog for a dog’s pay.

Oh, Baby, Baby.

“I believe in free enterprise. I don’t think the government should be telling people what you pay and what you don’t pay,” Akin said at a town hall meeting on Thursday. The comment came in response to a question about Akin’s decision to vote against the Lily Ledbetter Fair Pay Act of 2009, which has made it it easier for women to challenge unequal pay.

Yeah, I like freedom, Todd, and there’s nothing quite like your  freedom to squash me.  It keep me in line, right?

Keep talking dirty, Todd.   We ladies like that.

Yeah, give Plutocracy a chance.

Thanks to PolishSpring for the heads up.

Your Plans

October 02, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I am always conflicted about where to watch the Presidential Debates.

Do I stay at home with Ole Bubba and watch where I can hear or do I go to a debate watch party with a lot of other Democrats and risk sitting next to the guy who thinks he’s the third candidate and loudly debates both of them?  Or the woman who screeches every time President Obama scores a point.

I like being with my people, but I also like the hear the debate.

What are you guys doing?

It’s Not Your Math That I’m Worried About, Paul. It’s Your Arithmetic.

October 02, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Paul Ryan has announced that while the math for his budget plan is far too complicated for little ole me to understand, the math adds up because he says so.

Why would I not trust him on this?  After all, he can do math.  I can only do arithmetic.

So everybody pays 20% less taxes but we make up for it by closing loopholes.  Okay, that seems like arithmetic and I’ll start adding that up as soon as you tell me which loopholes we’re talking about here.

Paul Ryan has been in Congress since Elvis died and if I have been paying 20% more taxes than I need to all that time, I’m kinda hacked off.  Hacked off at Paul Ryan.  Why has he been so quiet about this math trick?

I want to hear just three loopholes they would change.  And I bet that hiding your money off shore isn’t one of them.

Just guess, though.

Dude! Alert the Media!

October 02, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, grin.

A judge in the US state of Pennsylvania has stopped new ID requirements for voters from taking effect before November’s presidential election.

The ruling, which says voters do not need valid photo ID to cast a ballot, is likely to be cheered by Democrats.

Pennsylvania, a key swing state, has been leaning towards President Barack Obama in opinion polls.

Imagine that.  Letting people vote in America.

Thanks to Mike A in Oklahoma for the heads up.

Dang, They Forgot The One Where He Outlawed Jesus and Made Homosexuality Mandatory

October 02, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The steeple people are so upset and haggered that they have little spittle things running out the corners of their mouths over President Barack Obama.

They are whipping their Christian Soldiers into a frenzy with a new letter (PDF format) that says the Obama administration is going to require abortions and pornography in elementary school.  And that’s just the start.  He’s going to kill your grandmother.

Because medical resources must be rationed carefully by the government, people older than 80 have essentially no access to hospitals or surgical procedures. Their “duty” is increasingly thought to be to go home to die, so they don’t drain scarce resources from the medical system. Euthanasia is becoming more and more common.

Called a Letter from 2012 in Obama’s America, they claim we took God out of the pledge of allegiance and took away their guns.  Also, they predict that Russian takes over Poland, Hungary, the Czech Republic and Bulgaria.  I don’t know why Obama caused that but I suspect it has something to do with kolaches.

But there’s the cool part – we get a Fairness Doctrine and a liberal Supreme Court.

Many legal scholars had predicted the Fairness Doctrine would be declared unconstitutional by the Supreme Court. But the liberal Obama court upheld it easily. Of course, this bill fit the deeper purpose of the liberal-Left wing of American politics, which trumps all other purposes, and that is getting and increasing its power so as to impose its agenda on the nation. It was not surprising the liberal Supreme Court went along.

And the other cool part —

The Justice Department soon began to file criminal and civil charges against nearly every Bush administration official who had any involvement with the Iraq war.

I dunno, kinda sounds like a fair trade to me.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Women Are From Earth. Men Are From God Only Knows Where.

October 02, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

What are you thinking, Jim Bob?

A new poll gives President Obama the edge over Mitt Romney, with the president building a commanding lead among female voters.

In Quinnipiac’s latest survey, Obama beats Romney 49 percent to 45 percent among likely voters. That lead is built upon the 56 percent to 38 percent advantage that Obama has built among women. Romney has a 10-point lead among men, leading Obama 52 percent to 42 percent.

Okay, Girlfriends, no hoochy for any man who supports Romney.

I’m serious.