That was not Barack Obama.

Barack Obama would not let Mitt Romney strap him to the roof of his station wagon and drive it around the country for 90 minutes.

Barack Obama would not stand there taking notes and shaking his head yes while Mitt Romney lied so much that now his dog won’t even come if he calls him.

Barack Obama would not completely ignore Mitt Romney claiming to be a friend of the middle class while disdaining 47% of this country.

Barack Obama would not let Mitt Romney get away with Magic Math.

Barack Obama would have fought for you, me, and Aunt Lizzy Mae.

I do not know who that guy was, but somebody needs to find our President and send him to the next debate.

That said, I still believe that most of the American people will still not vote for Mitt Romney.

And has anybody discovered what was on his flag pin?  Diamonds?  The blood of small children who would starve under a Romney administration?  A black heart?

I bow to the genius of Margaret and Helen.

Anticipation.  An – tis-a-pa-tion, it’s making me wait….

I can hardly wait until tomorrow morning.

Ann Counter, Rick Santorum, Michelle Malkin, and Larry the Cable Guy (who is the intellectual on the panel).

Thanks to Just Suze for the heads up.

Sooooo, the big October Surprise from the GOP is that Obama is (1) a Christian, (2) Black, (3) dresses nicely, (4)  believes in a progressive income tax, and (5) thinks the government did a crappy job during Katrina.

Well, damn.  I might have to change my vote.  I didn’t know about that black thing.

I have decided to go to the debate watch party.  So, I am going to leave this open thread for you guys to comment.  I’ll check in every now and then to offer smirks and approve comments.

Some damn fool made three appointments for me today.  I gotta quit doing that.

He found us out, Girlfriends.

We love abortions so much that sometimes we go have them when  we’re not even pregnant.  You know, just for fun.

“It is no big surprise that we fight the terrorists because they are fundamentally un-American, and yet we have terrorists in our own culture called abortionists. One of the good pieces of news why we are winning this war is because there are not enough heartless doctors being graduated from medical schools. There is a real shortage of abortionists. Who wants to be at the very bottom of the food chain of medical profession? And what sort of places do these bottom-of-the-food-chain doctors work in? Places that are really a pit. You find that along with the culture of death go all kinds of other law-breaking: not following good sanitary procedure, giving abortions to women who are not actually pregnant, cheating on taxes, all these kinds of things, misuse of anesthetics so that people die or almost die.

His lips are flapping but the sounds coming out ain’t language.

And Mitt Romney thinks this guy belongs in the United States senate.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Brad Staats, a Republican candidate for Congress in Tennessee, is such a … well, Republican.

He’s trying to win friends and influence people.

Mr. Staats posted a picture On this Facebook page of his black and silver Colt 1911 semi-automatic pistol with the message, “Welcome to Tennessee, Mr. President.”

I think a gift basket would have sufficed.