I know that much of the Republican raw, nasty, vicious  hatred of Barack Obama is racism, but a lot of it is also just craziness.  I have to remind myself every now and then that they were just as vicious about Bill Clinton. They swore he was having people killed right and left.

So how wonderful would it be to combine  both?

Pretty damn wonderful.

Scamper on over to Godfather Politics, where you will discover that a “Hollywood producer” who “left” a Stephen Spielberg company in 1990 and has done diddle squat since then, did a documentary about voter fraud in the Democratic Party. She claims that Bill Clinton started the birther movement.

She also heard former President Bill Clinton say that Obama was not eligible to be president because of his lack of birth records. In fact, she said it was common knowledge around many top Democrats. Bill Clinton has often said that he would go public with the information when the time was right.

Before that could happen, his close friend and head of the Arkansas Democratic Party, Bill Gwatney was murdered in his office and then someone told Bill that he was next if he said anything about Obama’s eligibility. She said that Clinton was not intimidated until someone associated with the Obama campaign told him that his daughter Chelsea would be next if he opened his mouth. From that point on, the Clinton’s remained silent about Obama’s birth certificate or lack thereof.

Whoa, talk about a two-fer.  So now Barack Obama is killing people.

But wait, there’s more —

When you see how blatantly Obama has defied the US Constitution and federal law without any apology or excuses, it’s not hard to believe that he, like every other dictator in history, obtained his position by intimidation, threats and outright violence. Knowing he is capable of this has to make every single American extremely fearful if Obama gets re-elected.

If he does get re-elected, I’m positive it will mean the end of free elections and free America. We will become another Soviet Union: a land run by an elite group of Marxists who will exploit all of the people for their own personal gain. America, for all intent and purpose will be dead if Obama gets re-elected.

Holy crap – he’s Stalin.

So, to get the tin foil hat rolling, one of the blondes over at Fox News decides to tweet it.

She later said that she was not saying it was true, but just asking for people’s thoughts on the subject.  You know, like this:  “Thoughts?  Is Heather Childers really having unnatural relations with her dog?  And why has she never fully explained her whereabouts during the Kennedy assassination?”

There’s a video over at Godfather Politics that you might enjoy.  The Producer Lady telling about the death threats can be taken seriously because the production values of the video are unencumbered with … uh, production values.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads-up.

I’m listening to Mitt Romney’s speech tonight. I think he might need some new D cells batteries for his Etch-a-Sketch. His seem to be running down.

Let’s face It, know you know you’d rather listen to Muzak than a Romney speech.

Republican convention in Tampa?  Wanna protest?  First, you have to go to special protest area where the conventioneers can’t see you.  And —-

During the week of the convention, Tampa also would ban various items, depending on the location in Tampa:

• Citywide, there would be a ban on carrying pieces of wood, hard tubes or anything else that could be used as a club, as well as water guns, super soakers, air guns, paintball guns, explosives, switchblades, hatchets, slingshots, brass knuckles, Mace, chains, crowbars, hammers, shovels, or any container containing urine, fecal matter or other bodily fluid.

• In the Clean Zone, the ban would be expanded to prohibit ropes, straps, tape or string longer than 6 inches, glass containers, ceramic vessels, light bulbs, padlocks and bicycle locks, things that could be used as portable shields and gas masks.

• Inside the protest area, the ban would be expanded still further to prohibit aerosol cans, camping gear, coolers and ice chests, fireworks, lasers, bottles, cans, thermoses, sticks, poles, ladders and umbrellas with metal tips.

But, with a concealed weapons permit, you can bring a gun.  Anywhere.  Except the convention hall itself because the Secret Service insists on that.  But, even in the protest area, you can carry a gun.  I know you all feel safer that someone can’t have a thermos but a .357 is just fine.

Don’t you think it’s a tad weird that nobody in the entire city of Tampa Florida The United States of America,
can carry a piece of wood for a week?  I mean, hell, my purse could do more damage than a 2 by 4.

And super soakers?  What’s with that?  Hammers?  For a whole week nothing gets nailed in Tampa Florida the United Damn States of America?  Would that include Miz Lizzy Frontage, Tampa’s premier pavement princess?

How ’bout spike heels?  How’d you guys miss that?

Thanks to Carl for the heads-up.

Thanks to karolina for the laughs.  (Momma Warning:  there’s a dirty word in it.)  —

Okay, so most of you have heard about Politico’s new book saying that Rick Perry’s use of pain killers during his Presidential run was the cause of his often bizarre and always stupid behavior.

Attempting to prove the axiom “With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemies?” Ray Sullivan, Perry’s mouthpiece retorted —

The governor has stated that July back surgery prevented his regular exercise routine and Perry officials have also repeatedly and truthfully denied that pain medicine was a factor in the campaign. POLITICO’s claims are false, unsubstantiated and ultimately harmful to the political and electoral process, and the to trust in the media that covers the process.”

Yep, that’s our Rick – always bizarre and dumber than a sack of hammers.  Can’t blame that on drugs.  No, siree.  He was born that way.

The Democrats in Texas wish to thank Ray Sullivan for confirming what we’ve always said:  Rick’s not on drugs, but you need drugs to be on Rick.

As most of you have heard by now, the Texas Democratic Party won the lawsuit against The King Street Patriots and True the Vote.  These rightwing groups tried to claim they were non-profits instead of political action committees.  No kidding.  It was a damn hoot.

Republican lawyers went in the courtroom with a straight face and said, “Yes, we are trying to deny voting right to Hispanics, blacks, old people, and students as a kind of public service.  We don’t even expect to make a profit off voter suppression because that’s just the kind of nice people we are.”

So, now what are the Republicans doing?   Listen up.  Hear that sound of a spoon being banged on a highchair tray?  That’s Republicans in Texas.

The Judge wasn’t fair.  The newspapers aren’t fair.  Travis County is not fair.  My kindergarten teacher wasn’t fair.  The weather is not fair.  The law is not fair.  Waaaaa….

In fact they were so upset that they were stuttering writing.

Check this out from a highly indignant Republican Brandon Darby:

That last sentence is work of art.  Not only does it just kinda end mid thought, the beauty of “The often left leaning Houston Chronicle — considered by many to lean left…” is so fabulous that I may start writing like that myself.

Hey Darby, does the Chronicle lean left?

By the way, Darby is one mood swinging character.  He used to be a lefty, but lost all his writing skills and became a Republicans.  He also blogs over Andrew Breitbart’s website.

And I love the whole rant against the judge because he’s a Democrat.   Cool.  Does that mean we shouldn’t take Obamacare to the Supreme Court because they’re Republicans?  Let’s play fair, Darby.

Thanks to Brian for the heads-up.