Another faucet mouth from the rightwing is saying out loud what they generally say behind closed doors.

He tells his children to stay away from “large concentrations of black people” because they are up to no good.

You know.  Like this.

John Derbyshire, who is so white that he glows in the dark, wrote that he has had a talk with his children that includes,  “If planning a trip to a beach or amusement park at some date, find out whether it is likely to be swamped with blacks on that date.”

He also advises, “Before voting for a black politician, scrutinize his/her character much more carefully than you would a white.”  I don’t know this for a fact, but I suspect this is because, you know, history taught us that Thurgood Marshall was much less moral than Richard Nixon.

Derbyshire is a columnist for the National Review, the magazine founded by William F. Buckley.  It is one of the few pieces of paper that can’t be recycled because of all the venom it contains.  In fact, there is scientific evidence that four people have been choked to death while reading it as hate jumps off the written page and strangles them.

There was one other comment worth mentioning.  Derbyshire says, “Only one black in six is more intelligent than the average white; five whites out of six are more intelligent than the average black.”  Hummmm …  It is interesting to note, however, that all blacks are too intelligent to write for the National Review.   Even including Herman Cain.

Derbyshire also thinks that women should not be allowed to vote because we vote Democratic.  Seriously.

So, if you’re a black woman and you do not have a John Derbyshire dart board, I’ll get you one.

It is unknown how he feels about Hispanics and Asians, but I’m betting it’s probably not good.

I just heard Karl Rove call President Obama a “political thug” for his statement about the Supreme Court.

I could just spit.

Talk about an Etch-o-Sketch! Karl Rove planned a Republican takeover of the entire United States based on bashing federal judges.

Remember when Tom DeLay wanted to impeach all of them for disagreeing with him? He was foaming at the mouth over the court’s decision on the Terri Schiavo case. If they would have let him put federal judges in chains and whip them with a bullwhip while singing Z Z Tops tunes, Tom would have done that.

Hell, he wanted to lethally inject them, bury them and then dig them up everything three years for a booster.

Karl Rove egged Tom DeLay on and probably even wrote some the speeches.

But, now, oh no, Barack Obama is second cousin to Stalin for saying the exact same thing they did.

The entire Republican party is written in sand at low tide.

It’s Friday afternoon, do you know where your Secretary of State is?

In Arizona, you can get pregnant two full weeks before you do the wild thing.

Ain’t that something?

And Momma told me that you couldn’t get pregnant from toilets seats.  Pshaw!  Obviously, In Arizona, you can get pregnant without the pesky problem of having to find someone you’d want to have s-e-x with.

Arizona’s HB 2036 takes Nebraska’s 20-week abortion ban one step further by starting the clock on pregnancies at the woman’s last last menstrual period, which could be two weeks before fertilization.

Specifically, the bill would “[p]rohibit abortions at or after twenty weeks of gestation, except in cases of a medical emergency, based on the documented risks to women’s health and the strong medical evidence that unborn children feel pain during an abortion at that gestational age,” where gestational age is defined as “age of the unborn child as calculated from the first day of the last menstrual period of the pregnant woman.”

Yep, so if Madam Swami Bertha Lynn tells you that you’re gonna accidentally get pregnant in two weeks, you can have your abortion two weeks before it happens.

That’s real handy, isn’t it?

Thanks to Tina for the heads-up.

Jerk.

He’s just a prissy, self-centered, out-of touch, arrogant, hateful, obsessed son of a motherless goat.  And that’s his good points.

Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus was on a rhetorical roll Thursday. In an interview with Bloomberg TV set to air this weekend, Priebus said the so-called “war on women” is a Democratic fabrication perpetuated by the media, as frivolous as a “war on caterpillars.”

You think the War on Women is like a War on Caterpillars?

Well, here’s my caterpillar, Babe.  When someone says caterpillar in Texas, we don’t think about a bug.  We think about this.  I’ll be ready when you come ‘acalling askin’ for my vote.

By the way, Ladies, you can rent one of these by the hour if Reince is ever in your neighborhood.

And here’s what you can do it with it.

Our caterpillars can do some damage, Reince, leading this warning:

I think maybe you picked the wrong word, Reince.  Or, maybe we did.  Maybe Blitzkrieg on Women would have been better.