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Republican Congressidiot Jon Kyle got all prissy and wanted to add an amendment to a bill saying that employers don’t have to cover maternity health insurance.

The Bozo says, “I don’t need maternity care.  So requiring that on my insurance policy is something that I don’t need and will make the policy more expensive.”

Democrat Debbie Stabenow, who also sits on the committee, simply replied, “I think your mom probably did.”

Kyle came apart like a North Korean missile launch.

His amendment failed.

Dude, thanks for stoking the fires of the War on Women.  Looks like we’re winning.

Thanks to Sandy for the heads-up.

Well, and then there’s Internet porn.

(WMC-TV) – Tennessee senators approved an update to the state’s abstinence-based sex education law that includes warnings against “gateway sexual activity.”

In a new family life instructions bill, holding hands and kissing could be considered gateways to sex.

Abstinence education has not worked real dandy in Tennessee.

According to a 2009 Youth Risk Behavior Study, 61 percent of Memphis City high school students and 27 percent of middle school students have had sex. That’s higher than the national average.

So, obviously, the solution is to teach them to abstain from hand holding and kissing.

I know there are people in Tennessee whose job it is to go around and shine flashlights in parked cars, hoping to catch teenagers canoodlin’.  So now are they going to send the Belles of Heaven Republican Women’s Club to walk around hitting teenagers with a big stick if they hold hands?

You know what I think?   I think Republicans keep bringing up stuff like this just have an opportunity to talk dirty.

Being an idiot is a gateway to being a Republican.

Thanks to Robert for the heads-up.

Holy crap.

Being pretty sure that they are gonna get beat so badly this November that their grandchildren will be born still shaking, Republicans have a Plan B.  Impeachment.

I mean, hellfire, it worked so well with Bill Clinton – millions of dollars down the tube and Clinton leaving office more popular than ever.  Let’s do that again.

Why hasn’t Congress impeached President Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder? Rep. Todd Akin says it’s simply a lack of votes. But he says that may change eventually.

“That’s a good question,” Akin told a constituent on Tuesday who asked just that. “I can’t speak for the other 400 and some congressmen, but I believe when they take a look at impeachment the question is do you have the votes to do it and, if you do it, it goes to the Senate, what’s going to happen with Harry Reid?”

Now the fact that President Obama has not committed an impeachable act does not appear to enter into this equation.  They can impeach him because they don’t like him.

Todd Akin: He has Guns

Yeah, Todd ain’t through talking yet.

“He is a complete menace to our civilization,” he said. “The question is what’s the best way to get rid of him, I think probably at the ballot box next election, we need to get that done.”

Hey, on the upside, at least the guy is willing to wait until December to start impeachment proceedings.

Y’all probably remember Akin as the guy who said that “at the heart of liberalism really is a hatred for God.”  He’s also running in the GOP primary to take on Claire McCaskill in November.  He wants to be in the Senate to beat Harry Reid’s votes against impeachment.

Thanks to Anthony for the heads-up.

Here’s a sign for Republicans —

Rough translation:  Of the 100 problems you have, 10 are because you’re dumber than dog dump, and 90 are because you can’t mind your own damn business.

Thanks to Elizabeth for the heads-up.

Nobody bothered to tell Wisconsin Republican State Senator Glenn Grothman that the War on Women is a made-up thing pushed by Democrats and liberal feminazis.  Or maybe he didn’t read the memo.

Check this out, on the heels of Herman Cain saying that men are better informed than women, Glenn Grothman  spurted out this doozy –

You could argue that money is more important for men. I think a guy in their first job, maybe because they expect to be a breadwinner someday, may be a little more money-conscious. To attribute everything to a so-called bias in the workplace is just not true.

No, Glenn, we attribute some of it to you being an idiot.

Money is more important to men?  Really?  I thought mattress thrashing was more important to men, but I guess only if the mattress is filled with  …. money!

Glenn, pick your knuckles up off the ground and stomp on over here so I can whack you upside the head and clear out some of those rocks.

No, there’s no War on Women.  Nope.  Not here.  Move along and pick up your little paycheck printed on pink paper to make you happy.

Thanks to Star for the heads-up.