As if Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton didn’t have enough poop on his plate, now he’s under investigation for a damn skimpy land deal.

Paxton is already under indictment for felony stock fraud and now he’s got this —

Two additional special prosecutors have been appointed to look into other allegations of criminal misconduct involving Attorney General Ken Paxton, News 8 has learned.

The two Fort Worth attorneys – Miles Brissette and former state district Judge Bob Gill – were appointed Nov. 13 to investigate “criminal allegations” involving Paxton and others, according to filings obtained by News 8. The filings do not state who the “others” are.

News 8 has learned that the two men are looking into a 2004 land deal involving Paxton and other investors including Collin County District Attorney Greg Willis. That land would later become the site of the Collin Central Appraisal District.

Oh please, please, please, Sweet Floozie Mother of All That is Fair and Righteous, let him take down some other elected Republicans with him.