December 08, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
This is absolutely not safe for work, it will, however, make Sigmund Freud very happy.
Some guy is replacing the familiar gun-in-the-hands-of-politicians with the real thing.
(I want to thank everybody on God’s Green Earth for sending this to me!)
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
1Yes, and he promises he will try to do a new one each day. His choices for each politician are pretty entertaining.
2OK, this is genius!
3Think I will follow Mama’s lead on this one. It’s a truly funny concept, but one I’ll leave for Jane’s entertainment when she and our boy wake up.
4Too funny and too true. And of course, Donald Trump’s is “Yuuuge!”
5I’ve never seen a double-ended dildo before!! LOL Good grief!!
6Oh, my! Those are funny. Forwarding this JJ post to my sister in DC who keeps telling her friends that not every Texan is a flaming idiot.
7Attaboy, mathowie! This is your best one in years, and we’ve got a few suggestions, if you run low on targets (Though there’s small chance of that). I’m particularly curious what the SCOTUS have in their nightstands.
8Good start. Now Haughey should do a photo series on scumbags.
9Brings new meanings to “Toys ‘R’ Us” doesn’t it?
10Best case of “truth in advertising” I’ve seen in a long while…
11Oh joy…Christmas came early this year!!!
He is saying, and doing, what has been in our minds for years.
Sharing this far and wide, I am.
Thank you Juanita for the present….
12Hey, ya know, it just hadda happen!
13He forgot Carl Fiorina.
14He forgot Carly Fiorina.
15Gives a whole new meaning to Tim the Tool man dudnt it??
16Jan, after observing Gnarly Failurina, Haughey probably mistook that large protuberance from her forehead as having been photo-shopped. A natural mistake.
Micr, at a guess this wasn’t Tim. More like Heidi’s tool chest.
17Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tears, near hysteria!!!!!!!!
OMG. This is hilarious! I especially love the ones in which the snacilbupeR is gazing longingly at the object in his hands.
18As one of the many who sent you the NSFW link, thanks for sharing it, JJ.
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